Harold “bender” kowalski

20 something Encinitas guy. Sun, weights, whole foods

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

You can’t do anything with 6’3. 6’3s a nightmare. Tall enough for hot women to date you, but not marry you. The shortest tall guy in America, the giant dwarf.

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@gietzschean All this to house two musty ass twin beds and some LEDs

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@redaction “Absurdly hot girl” Ive been baited havent I

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@Mx0ybt Pure love of the game baby

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

If you want a 6 pack you gotta get 5 of them from dieting

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

Has a player ever been so BAD they put their number up in the rafters?

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@missworld84 Body routinely burns the same amount of calories regardless of activity level. This is why dieting >>> exercising in terms of physique

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@WildSentences Standing near this and then nodding and writing things down when people look at it

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

Texting the gc and got 5 ha has and 2 hearts this must be what heroin feels like

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@LinusEkenstam Ahh perfect, now I can fulfill my dream of spending all my money on a home in the middle of nowhere Japan, where I know nobody and do not speak the local language

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

I can go years without talking to the homies and the minute I see them again its right where we left off

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@remarks No level of safety is more important than freedom convince me otherwise

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@xoeeie I see one of these women put up 225 on bench and Ill never do another workout again but until then Im gonna pass on the peter pan workout

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@inceldoyasco500 Googled 20cm to inches and just turned my phone off

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@MrKneegrow1488 Fatass kid holy shit

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

Roommate making a bunch of noise like stfu man Im trying to jerk off

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@nypost Even the New York Post knew to put shocking in quotes

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@nbcsandiego Booger chair and fart corner both going up in the rafters someday

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@b1ackparadex Ladies, how we feeling about the guys who go to club fair and put gold stickers on their favorite video game?

[Harold “bender” kowalski @EncinitasG]

@makonattack Its a canon event