You dragged me along and made me wear this ridiculous outfit. Were you expecting me to be grinning ear-to-ear in glee? Maybe even pop a speech to the public about our deep intimate bond?
??????
( Blankly staring in awe. )
I don't know what damage you woke up with today but if you do that again I'm spraying you with Flower Repellant.
( Ignoring the lingering sensation on his cheek- that he hates- absolutely not fixating on it silently- duhh. )