𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"You what? You're a man, aren't you? Don't be so shy now, come on!" Not waiting for him to respond, she tossed one of the cans at him before cracking open her own.

"Bottoms up!" In a single movement, she pressed the can to her lips and downed it in it's entirety. "𝘢𝘩𝘩𝘩𝘩~!"

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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⠀‟ Well I— ahem. ″

His face reddened slightly at the mentioning of his size, seemingly a bit embarrassed.
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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"Come on, loosen up a lil and try to have a fun time with me. You're extremely large anyways, so drinking shouldn't even be a problem for you."

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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⠀‟ Could and should are two entirely different subjects my friend. I'm not the Knight of Winery I fear. ″
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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

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𝘕𝘰, 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥.

Now this guy began to physically repulse her and her dislike towards him intensified. 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺....

"Idiot...."

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"....What?"

Seeing the furry animal presented to her, J'Alter gave the Trojan war hero and icy cold stare as if she were gouging his insides. Clearly she had not been impressed. 𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥? She asked herself.

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[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 @KosmosAkhilleus]

. . . A cat owl?

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"Seriously? Come on, don't be such a stick in the mud. Surely you can drink 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 than that."

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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⠀‟ Hmm ... I suppose one drink couldn't hurt. But just one alright .ᐣ ″
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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"Woah! Neat! I gotta learn this!"

[Λ∆ @thecandiedwitch]

“Grrrr! Alright, I tried playing nice, but now I'm gonna have to show you how serious I am! Taaaaake this! 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍!”

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

Seeing how well mannered the knight standing infront of her was, a small smile sneaked it's way onto the Avenger Servant's face.

"Hah...thanks for that. I really owe ya one. If you want, I can even share these with you right now. Unless you're too 'refined'." She teased.

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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⠀‟ If I may .ᐣ ″

He spoke, his words gentle. Gawain stepped forward to reach for a neatly packaged case atop the shelves, and offer it to her.

⠀‟ We wouldn't want you to spend your day parched now would we .ᐣ ″
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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"Ugh, can't you see I'm busy?! For some reason, some prick decided to place all the cans of beer on the top shelf!"

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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⠀‟ Fair Madame .ᐟ Why the long face .ᐣ ″

⠀@avengwitch
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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

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"I know how to laugh and have a good time, just not when people piss me off. Which you did just now. And you're right, I don't belong to the realm of heroes. But I still know how to laugh. Maybe you should show we something worth laughing at instead."

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

The urge to bloody her knuckle against his face was growing more and more, ready to pop out. However, J'Alter merely inhaled and let out a rather annoyed 'tch'. It wouldn't be worth it, even though this guy seemed to get a sadistic kick out of pissing her off.

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[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 @KosmosAkhilleus]

You sure you know how to laugh? Although. . . My hero intuition’s saying you ain’t even close to belonging to the realm of heroes . ”

[𝓰𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙣。 @arthurianlight]

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✘ 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆’𝐒
✘ 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓
✘ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃
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✘ 𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐍

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[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

What a loser....

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

@woefulmyth Oi, lemme go!!!!

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

Judoflips @woefulmyth

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"I don't give a damn about this Elysium place of yours, but what I do care about is guys like you trying to assert their useless opinions about what I should do with my face!"

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"I already know how to laugh and smile, I just don't need someone like YOU telling me to do so." She retorted, shoving her index finger into his chest.

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[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 @KosmosAkhilleus]

Wouldn’t want to forget how to laugh and smile, right ? ” ✨

[スミダ🥛イツキ▶︎10/11 @sumi_nijyuu]

アクスタのカラーラフ

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

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𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴? Part of her had half the mind to just slug him in the face right there and give herself something to ACTUALLY smile about.

[𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 @avengwitch]

"No, the only people I hate are freaky degenerates such as yourself." The man's next comment would cause a bulging vein to appear on the woman's temple.

"Huh?"

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[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 @KosmosAkhilleus]

" What else would it be then? Or are you one of those girls who hate everyone around em?

You should brighten up more. I bet you'd look better with a smile on that face ! " ✨️

( he's ignoring the former comment. )

[𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚 @lustcosmos]

I’m gonna say it!!

Salter x Jalter is unfathomably mid