The End Table

[Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec]

I want a US President who I can entirely forget about for days at a time.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@atrupar That crowd is from Jersey, Staten Island and Long Island.
Real New Yorkers hate this motherfucker.

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@InPittie I wonder if they don't use their radios because it's a smaller boat? Guests would overhear?

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@steenwes OMG. I thought of you the minute I saw her....I was a table away from Fran Lebowitz tonight at dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Charlamagne: Why do you allow him to call you the border czar when that wasn’t your role?

Kamala Harris: If I respond to every name he called me, I wouldn't be focused on the things that actually help the American people. And that's my focus

[BravoBadGirl @BravoBadGirl]

Just your early morning PSA from a therapist reminding you that we cannot diagnose someone as either neurotypical or “on the spectrum” after one session. What a slap in the face to those who are truly affected by this. ASD is not an excuse for bad behavior. A new low Tamra #RHOC

[Zack James @Zack_James94]

Christopher Columbus went to prison during his lifetime for his brutal rule over modern day DR/Haiti. He wasn’t even a good person by the incredibly low standards of his own time.

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Actual picture of me having a hot flash.

[Marc Zammit @zammit_marc]

Wow this is stunning who created this

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@FreshDirect The new cabbage-tabouli salad is soooooooooo good!!!!

[Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip]

Just fyi: when there is asymmetrical lying, there will be asymmetrical fact checking.

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Oh no, he just brought up Germany??? #debate2024

[Al Franken @alfranken]

Trump says he has “concepts of a plan,” but something is telling me he doesn’t. #Debate2024

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@enekororo_ 🤣🤣🤣

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I have a "concept of a plan" #Debate2024

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Has anyone ever won a debate by shouting “they’re eating the dogs”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

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Not, 'Who would eat you for lunch?' lol.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

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James Monroe was against the Electoral College.