Gotta give him credit. From day 1 he's been the most unlikeable, arrogant, delusional, egotistical twat on planet Earth and he kept it that way until his very last footballing breath.
Farewell, you piece of shit.
I am briefly putting criticism of WWE aside to say that this is one of the most deserved title wins in wrestling history and I am so overwhelmed with joy.
Sami Zayn is an amazing wrestler and an even better human. This was LONG overdue.
This is the dumbest tweet ever written by an American, an astonishing achievement given the depth of competition for that accolade.
It's hard to know where to even start.
I'll go from the top and try wade through it, to arrive at where the focus should already be. /1
‘I can’t run a successful campaign in just 6 weeks and under no circumstances will I be performing a U-turn on my position’
Right up until the 3rd of June when ‘BAM’… Nigel Farage had his road to Damascus moment in the form of a £5 million quid parcel 📦
citizen! at the rally you did not speak the standard greeting of “a-bosh!” but used the forbidden “baaaaaaaash” indicating support for proscribed guerrilla fighter big john you are now under arrest
Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’
I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.
For 16 years until 2014 Julie Hesmondhalgh played a trans woman called Hayley Cropper on Coronation Street. Nobody screamed. Nobody rioted. There was no national meltdown. People just watched the show and got on with their lives.
During those same years Helen Joyce worked at The Economist and Maya Forstater was a tax advisor and JK Rowling just wrote books.
Oh and Nadia won Big Brother!
So what changed.
Not trans people.
The only thing that changed was the hate campaign.
Sir, your sacrifices to date include:
Not paying a £1 million tax bill.
Issuing directors loans to yourself and your wife in the amount of £3 million & running off to Dubai so the tax bill couldn't be paid.
Getting banned from being a director of any company for four years.