Diogenes the Gimmick

i am looking for a man

[Diogenes the Gimmick @endisego]

it’s in my name; I will die-a-genius

[Diogenes the Gimmick @endisego]

@WorldBeautifulA rolling in scorching hot sand should do the trick

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I don’t own a personal device, I transmit my tweets thru neuralink like some sort of communicable disease

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I don’t need things to make me Happy; I’m Barrel Williams

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I don’t understand; it’s all Greek to me!

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I create so much love, call me carDIOGENESis

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y’know, I was the inspiration for the Instagram Dog Filter :3

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some men will give you cold feet, i shall do you one better:

cold and wet feet

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behold: deep-fried men

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me every morning #shittinginthebarrel

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ran out of good ideas; I’m really scraping the bottom of the barrel

[Diogenes the Gimmick @endisego]

ran out of good ideas; I’m really scraping the bottom of the barrel

[Diogenes the Gimmick @endisego]

growing plumes in unsavoury places.. might fuck around and revoke my human status

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P-dog told me humans are “featherless bipeds”

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P-dog told me humans are “featherless bipeds”

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Mr.DrinkItThruTheHands

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cool it with the real estate tweets, big dog

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barrels are cy(li)n(dr)ical

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they call me Mr. Hands (no affiliation)

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baseball is a drinking game if you’re like me and you drink outta your hands

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Greek roulette: it’s Russian roulette but instead there’s a tiny me in the barrel

#Hi

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Diogenes the Cynic: coming to a barrel near you