Jared Sturt

Just a nerdy faggot throwing opinions into the ether. Always ready to be proven wrong. Not fake. 🤞

[Jared Sturt @endless913]

The face you can associate all my shitty opinions with 🤓

[Jared Sturt @endless913]

I dont really care about this, but I'm down with it.

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

my hot take is that everyone should have to swear on the constitution instead of religious documents but that’s woke 4.0 stuff

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@mattyglesias It is pretty funny tbf

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@libsoftiktok This is like cheering for a basketball team scoring a 3 at the buzzer when down 100-47

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I'm still not over this story. It makes my blood boil. The next president needs to address this, whichever party that may be.

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

Impeachment or not, Hegseth presided over a school full of girls getting bombed the very first day of the Iran War, and has never even PRETENDED this might be an incident worth investigating, much less impose "accountability" for. Which alone should be enough to string his ass up

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@jessesingal Couldn't we just, shut off the data centers that power AI?

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@per_asp3ra Onlyfans?

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@billybinion The question is do we trust anything he says? I have as much trust in his words as I do my bipolar schizophrenic in-law.

[Jared Sturt @endless913]

Republicans are pearl clutching over Dave Chapelle. I feel like I'm in a parallel universe.

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@ddubbeez @robbysoave Not funny, but permissible.

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@BlaireWhite All our problems stem from cheap labor which pay into social programs they will never be eligible for.

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@TheFP It was egregious enough that I won't follow or defend your outlet again. There are plenty of people who write for you who I will continue to read and like, but this was personally the last straw for your publication.

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@piersmorgan It's called dark humor. This is the kind of pearl clutching I have been dogging liberals over for years now.

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@jessesingal Sorry for the blue balls.

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@jessesingal I don't think anyone could beat an Ossoff - Colom ticket.

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@JMNewsNetwork_ I encourage the bigots to continue dogging on this kind of thing and see where it gets them in the next election. I dislike all religion. Yet I have no problem with this .. Have some principles and self reflection.

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@BlaireWhite I'm not a fan of El-Sayed, but I'm disappointed with your bigotry. The margins will be even bigger the next election.

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@SydneyLWatson Keep the bigotry going -- done y'all well so far.

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@the_real_DV @MeghanEMurphy And what's the throughline on all those people? Anti-war.

[Jared Sturt @endless913]

Luka isn't real. Best offensive talent since ever.