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former rocket league ranked warrior, current software engineer

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This is a clip from September 2019, when I first discovered the backflip reset flick mechanic that's just resurfaced. Had to dig to find it cause I haven't practiced it since then.

Wild to me how four years later, it's becoming relevant again.

Used to call it a 'bonk'.

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@devinconnors the RL community will be a very strange place without you and Laudie man. Godspeed for your next chapter, whatever that may be.

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mfw rocket league successfully eliminates both smurfing and bots and my OCE queues go from instant to 10 minutes long

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never gets old

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this year my new years resolution is to stream less

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I wish I'd known when I was grinding RL for hours a day that in just a few short years RL would be torn apart by a neglectful publisher and rampant botting and that'd just be that.

I wish I'd known.

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@mythalieon @Chronomaly06 WHAT

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was playing some casual against a couple freestylers and then after a few games they just started insulting me? like they hallucinated their way into an argument that I didn't at all reciprocate, and kept going after I didn't engage. then we just kept playing. super weird. anyway

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@Azfura Can't go wrong with a kbdfans tofu in your desired format and cherry mx blacks

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random guy in ranked told me to retire 🥀🕊️

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never replicating this

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ive figured out how to do this off wall by the way, sucks that im in the bin mechanically but its pretty neat

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This is a clip from September 2019, when I first discovered the backflip reset flick mechanic that's just resurfaced. Had to dig to find it cause I haven't practiced it since then.

Wild to me how four years later, it's becoming relevant again.

Used to call it a 'bonk'.

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bots in my 1s games again psyonix PLEASE

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@Smarteez_pk @zenrll

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if you use a dual shock 4, and are looking to build a custom controller for RL, the best combo I've tried is OEM alps joystick with gulikit TMR potentiometers. Highly recommend

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hit a new 2s peak today kinda random

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turned 25 today, officially unc

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remember folks, home office purchases are tax deductible this tax season!

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mfs will really be down 8-0 and say "alright I'll give u this one" 😭😭😭 bro is the mayor of copinghagen

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@grok draw me based on my tweets

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why are people using AI in my 1s games in the big 2025 😭😭😭 I thought they fixed this shit