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smiled once

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I do not consent to random acts of self-sabotage visited upon me

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I'm not saying that I need or want to die. I'm just saying that if I don't, something really bad might happen to me

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@slorchcollector One of the sacred acts

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@Da_mamoot @brooboEX Dude it's okay. I've been slagged.

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“Losertakingonmycursesayswhat?”

“Huh?”

“NOOOOO” (my body spills to molten slag)

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

and a psychic blast to you too good sir or whatever you are if youre even a person

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You have to admire my tenacity. I never even really killed myself completely to death even one time yet.

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If you want to be a Chef in my kitchen, you have to start at the bottom. Suckin and fuckin like every one else. A Chef needs humility. A Chef needs passion. Have–

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Have you ever heard of the Chef's Kiss?

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anton chigurh using his bolt pistol on my forehead like 5 times with seemingly no effect while I ask him about various colors (saving shapes for the 2nd date)

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Talking to my cousin: It's okay! You're allowed to smile!

[my avatar of sorrow lifts his head meekly]

NOT YOU. You have to stay sad. Forever

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@SpongesobLover Huh. That's weird. Could you say that again with a questi– (my flesh inverts, curls inward, collapsing grotesquely into a mote of blood that gets struck by black lightning. Only an acrid scent remains)

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@normal_ballerz I've been wanting this

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@normal_ballerz NOOOOO (I calcify and crumble into the wind)

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I just want water. As a stone, you couldn't understand what that means. As water, you think of me a stone. I just want water.

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There are shades of joy that dreams cannot paint

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Sorry, I can't come outside to play today. My data center doesn't feel very good

[exquisitegeist @ghost_exquisite]

try as i might, i still try as i might -

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

grandson they laced me

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@ughfinewhatever It's like getting a little bite taken out of you by an invisible bug

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@RoozhaRusk (effortless stance change) Only cool people like the Ace of Jeans,

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Noticing nobody fucks with the Ace of Jeans. That's okay. That's okay.

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Seems I been shuffled into the wrong deck. I'm the Ace of Jeans, love

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@redfourd imprisoned within the pitch womb of jamais vu 🫵😂