If you want to be a Chef in my kitchen, you have to start at the bottom. Suckin and fuckin like every one else. A Chef needs humility. A Chef needs passion. Have–
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Have you ever heard of the Chef's Kiss?
anton chigurh using his bolt pistol on my forehead like 5 times with seemingly no effect while I ask him about various colors (saving shapes for the 2nd date)
@SpongesobLover Huh. That's weird. Could you say that again with a questi– (my flesh inverts, curls inward, collapsing grotesquely into a mote of blood that gets struck by black lightning. Only an acrid scent remains)