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gangstalked by reality

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Homophobia has such a stranglehold that people will say they get paid “biweekly” (half gay), insteading of saying “fortnitely” (100% gay)

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Got to work and heard frenetic pizzicatos. Then a sanity meter popped up on my HUD

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At a time when sincerity became the social currency, I found my coffers flooded with irony

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In this episode, it's revealed that the happiness I felt wasn't canon

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@exitsenses I think its kindof cool..

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Googled “qualid” because I was wondering if it was a word and found a banger from MF WEINER

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As more thing happen, the rate of happening of things also things faster

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I'm a criminal of the organization Sir. The organization of Bad guys

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In my culture, the weak take from the strong. And I, am the weakest warrior of all time

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ya dont get it kid. dyin takes a lifetime

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@normal_ballerz ty

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@iseethruwalls That's torture

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my biggest twitter conspiracy is that they make the hitbox for ads bigger and more sensitive, ready to explode at the lightest graze

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Woke up covered in greebles

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When people ask me who lives in a pineapple under the sea, I tell them I don't know. That I don't for sure know. Then come the hints. Absorbous and porous. A boy. They even tell me his name.

But I don't for sure know

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My neurons form circular shapes cause my thoughts have my thoughts back

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[getting jealous of the internet]

Babe.. I also have a PHP that is vulnerable. my Pretty Huge Penis

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One of my dreams is to get hoisted by my very own petard. And another one of my dreams is I sell serpents to those in need

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People talk like advertisements now because they're trained to

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@animalinpain It is the precise opposite. You won't know what doesn't happen. But it's an experience for sure

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You fuck around some more I'm gonna call all my light-hitters and fake friends and they're gonna do nothing to you. For hours they will do nothing to you