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the lone wolf of deadly nothingness

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Once when I was working retail, a guy came up to the register, said “Assume the position,” and left the store. I think about that every day.

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@kanyewest Love you, Kanye. Hold on.

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@kanyewest Travis Scott’s verse is precisely how long Travis could go without sex or drugs

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An alternate reality where Coldplay was never successful and Chris Martin is a semi-successful YouTube personality. Oddly, this is the same reality in which 9/11 never happened.

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I tried the Popeyes chicken sandwich and the next day got diagnosed with 2nd stage hypertension. 100% true story.

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KANYE HAD ONE OF THE WORST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

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I like my sex the way I like my hip hop: politically charged.

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@realDonaldTrump I am your mother and I am very upset. You are grounded for the rest of the school year.

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19th century pimps be hollerin like
“I beseech thee, young lady. Might I acquiesce your presence for a night’s stroll by the lake?”

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Huge, if true.

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Goodnight Moon is post-apocalyptic literature

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Skittles are a great snack...
If you’re a piece of shit
;)

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I’m gonna say it: Purple Rain is a shit album

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Painting my house blue and then going up to my neighbors like “hey guys have you seen my house all I see is the SKY lol” and then stripping for them

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Tfw Stereolab already did it so much better than you ever could

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Why the hell did they name it 5 Guys lol

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Non smokers always say “You’re really going to ruin your health cause you want to look cool?” Dumbass no one smokes cause it looks cool, they smoke because life is shit.

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The vaping ban really brings to mind Stalin's quote about how one death is a tragedy and a million is a statistic. We've totally given up on banning guns, cars or the health insurance industry, so we're just going to take away the mostly harmless things people actually enjoy

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@kimberALBERTA @IlhanMN Lol wtf hahaha stfu

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@abortion_tycoon The timeframe is actually hella sus

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@abortion_tycoon Blatant rip. Unacceptable.