Genevieve

bad driver

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

The continuingly ill adventures of genny b

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

I love my nyc council member so much

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

It’s sincere and melanie

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

insulting to culture that BAM isn’t showing the new jackass movie

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

insanely humbled by the elderly person who just offered me their seat on the train…how busted I must look

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

Whenever a pitcher tries to get someone stealing a base out and fails they look like such a loser, narc behavior

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

I’d be rich if sports betting was allowed for pulitzer prizes

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

@WhyMetsPod Please tell me a new ep is coming today, I need your takes on this mess

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

me about my birthday plans now (bought 15 mets tickets last month)

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

me to NYC tourists this summer:

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

wait she’s actually so cute

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

would be nice if the MTA kissed me on the mouth before it fucks me

[Rick Paulas @rick_paulas]

What the G train has been doing should frankly be illegal

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

If ur in line for the strait of hormuz to stay closed stay in line

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

weighing in on the wuthering heights discourse:

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

how ppl look at me after I’ve had 2 beers and start talking about infinite jest being wrongly maligned and if you just read it you would be moved and entertained (!) and also I think this whole lit bro smear schtick is somehow jonathan franzen’s doing but I can’t prove it

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

who borrowed my copy of berger’s ways of seeing? accepting its return, no questions asked

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

maybe this weekend I’ll kill time by filing my taxes by candlelight

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

annual no love for my Jeopardy portmanteau category ideas day 😔

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

were online gift guides always just lists of random soulless objects or have I become jaded

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

Neolibs are listening to Hamilton, real socialists are listening to Newsies

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

locking in for today

[Genevieve @gennyb_]

we don’t talk enough about how the “my weekend as a 28 year old in Chicago” video is, intentionally or not, the soy version of Victor’s study abroad montage in Rules of Attraction (2002)

https://t.co/ih8Dkn17qA