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The power of creation and destruction in your hands.

Pottery isn't for everyone...

I mean, pottery is kind of for everyone, but Kiln isn't really for everyone.

https://t.co/LUkd3IMggf

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Felix Rösch — Running (Official Video) https://t.co/q7fnTzFtAR via @YouTube

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The Steam Controller is the new Steam Controller, but the old Steam Controller is still the Steam Controller.
Let's look at them together and admire Valve's ability to make things:

➡️https://t.co/ht2NpjvNzc

@valvesoftware @Steam

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Star Citizen's a little fucked up right now, but I still played it to compile all of the new shit and ships into this single video you can watch at your leisure (watch it right now though):

➡️https://t.co/H6WWx0gB95

#StarCitizen

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@ShipbreakerGame The moment I figured out how to use tethers was magical. It unlocked hours of trial and error fun trying to get ever larger items to go where I wanted them in ways that usually ended on catastrophe.

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@klimbi123

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It's wild how chili legitimizes eating like eight dry ass saltine crackers.

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@SpaceTomatoGG Could use a few more wheels.

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@RobertsSpaceInd Just make sure you've grinded enough rep to actually try it. You don't want too many people testing things in an alpha.

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Mickey Mouse was kind of a dick back in the Steamboat Willie days. But now he's a Private Dick and way cooler.

Mouse: P.I. For Hire: https://t.co/nhgwusnXh3

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@SpaceTomatoGG GATAC ATTACK

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@PhillyD Doctor Miraclehands is a non-traditional doctor who uses balls of light he shoots from his hands into the foreheads of the sick while glowing profusely.

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@ZacksJerryRig Congress and the Supreme Court would shut down every single thing she attempted, but having literally nothing happen would be infinitely better than our current shit show.

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Why haven't they made a Battletech 2?

Do they not like money or the happiness of others?

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@kerissakti I feel like I've been following this for seven years, too.

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We got shit like this for like $20 at craft markets in every town in WV. You'd have a pick of a few dozen different types at the Mothman Festival.

https://t.co/Mv5ktld1XT

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I think I'm manifesting some deep desire to dig holes. This better not awaken anything in me....

The Spotter Dig or Die: https://t.co/uTUH9IXX97

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@REPLACEDGame

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@Zurakci Really, in all circumstances, you should probably just get a Nomad. Just look at it.