mondler🧡🤍

why must the world dictate how we live?

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

When I die, I don't want any of my pictures posted as an obituary post or whatever.
I did not take any for that purpose.

[.H 🤎 @Hussy_ameen]

this thing is paining me because everybody can’t even consider this option. the average nigerian in today’s government can’t even afford to feed themselves adequately not to talk of vacating the country.

omooo, where we wan all go?

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[kmart microcelebrity 🇦🇺🇫🇷🇧🇦 @kmartmicroceleb]

they're charging mbappe

[Renike @iamrenike]

Uhm…the opposite of jollof rice is fried rice, just as the opposite of milo is peak milk and the opposite of Coke is Fanta.

Thank you.

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

Not sure people even remember what bournvita is😭

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

Lmaoooo no. Wrong😭
Ask any random person near you in Nigeria

[Idayat | Perfume R&D @idayatjinadu_]

In Nigerian-speak, the opposite of jollof rice is rice and stew. The partner of jollof rice is fried rice.

The opposite of milo is bournvita. The partner is peak milk.

Coke and Fanta are the only opposites here.

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

I'll add the area around the vulva too where there's hair🫩

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

Gentle reminder to moisturize your butt and butt crack too. That’s why you sometimes have those chooky chooky things around those areas because they’re dry.

Exfoliate your bum and moisturize it please.

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

@Hussy_ameen Happy birthdayyy Hus!🥳🤍

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I have no idea whether this is about GRV in Lagos, Folarin Balogun in the US men's team, or Ime Okon in the SA men's team.

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

The fact that this stupid discourse is happening instead of talks about house officers getting paid...🫩🫩
I blame the CIA.

[𝙍𝙞𝙥 @postcrisisKal]

Did this and went back to his French vanilla shake boyfriend

[mondler🧡🤍 @Ene_M_]

Oh okay

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[Redastras @redastras]

louis went to that lawyer confrontation CONVINCED he was going to get lestat back without having to do anything😭 he probably had lingerie underneath his clothes

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

"How did your money finish?" Is such a triggering question to ask me in this tinubu regime.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Bandits went live and asked Nigerians to send azas for give aways.
They used banking apps to send money to those who sent accounts. No arrests made.

A responsible citizen made a video of the cracks on Coastal road and within days he was arrested.

If you ever come here to tell me only God can solve our insecurity problems Ogun will kpai you.

[𖦹 dizzy 𖦹 is seeing sam in 1 day!!! @velvetlestat]

fake idgafer i saw you calculating the 54,554 days until you met your husband

[rana🇻🇪| tvl spoilers @F1SH_SPEAKER]

legitimately louis is the only classy bitch in this universe . class personified whenever we get to see him just no notes .

[Jet @leiselbt]

trying to act all nonchalant then pulls out the exact number of days fake idgafer

[USAGI-Rx @JORMUNGAND_rr]

Being in a third world country is so irritating 😭

I was watching a woman in YouTube building a DIY bookshelf, it was looking so easy and beautiful till she went to her garage and used a $7000 dollars laser printer to make some intricate design.

Bitch fuck you and your good quality of life that lets a random civilian afford a laser printer or a 3d printer.

I'm sorry, but fuck you.