Benjamin Eneman

Perpetually on the wrong side of the ontological difference. Philosophy PhD student at UT Austin. Maine—Georgetown—Milwaukee—Austin. Jewish, He/Him.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

my loyal and experienced homunculus assistant showing my newly created homunculus how to be a silly little guy

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[Benjamin Eneman @EnemanBenjamin]

@No5mallf3at Insisting that it must, or that it's wild or weird for people to talk about Judaism and Jewishness on its own terms, often seems to me like a product of an understanding of religion that takes Christianity as a paradigm.

[Benjamin Eneman @EnemanBenjamin]

@No5mallf3at Judaism is an ethnoreligion. To be a Christian, you have to believe in certain doctrine (with certain additional requirements depending on the denomination); to convert to Islam, you have to affirm the Shahadah in the proper mindset. Judaism doesn't operate like that.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

This Blue Jays season has had a lot of disappointing moments, but watching Louis Varland become the best closer in Baseball fills me with that Ken Burns magic.

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

I honestly wonder who thought it was a good idea, on the anniversary of D-Day, to have a speech in which the Secretary's own ideology is set in metaphorical parallel to the Nazis opposing the beaches being stormed on D-Day.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Happy Pride Night 💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

See you at the ballpark tonight!

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Post vertigo Nathan Lukes is legit the greatest baseball player I’ve ever seen

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

Wow, it sure would be great if we could bring in international students to fill that gap, since they pay full freight and so subsidize American students while sustaining research.

I hope nobody launches an anti-immigrant progrom wrecking this obviously beneficial arrangement.

[Embassy of Japan in Canada @JapaninCanada]

Congratulations on your 10th home run, Okamoto-san! Keep it up—here’s to 20 and 30!

[Phil Hoyeck @PAHoyeck]

For Karl Marx's birthday, here's G.A. Cohen, the funniest Marxist philosopher — and quite possibly the funniest philosopher — of all time doing his impression of a British philosopher. This is one of his lesser-known, but is also one of his funniest, bits.

[Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

With no due respect if you wrote Kazuma Okamoto off 25 games into the season just take up pottery and never speak about baseball again

[alex @steven_lebron]

watching the 2026 blue jays:

[Mike @hammerito]

'HE'S ARGUING WITH THE ROBOTS, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THE ROBOTS' god ABS fucking rocks, we're going to have managers and umpires declaring Butlerian Jihad by May

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Begging yall to turn on audio because “he's arguing with the robots, you can't defeat the robots” is an instant classic vocal stim

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

Well, I am not sure what my analysis here is worth, but here is my 7,500 word primal scream of a military historian's take on the War in Iran.

My best summary: this war is dumb as hell.

https://t.co/KyKLgCIq3k

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

wait, this approach to getting heckled is pretty good, but I'm surprised he didn't take the time-tested approach of looking mortally offended and flatly saying "I'm speaking" over and over

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

Look, its an entirely new regime! After all, it isn't led by Supreme Leader Khamenei anymore.

Instead, they're lead by Supreme Leader Khamenei.

Totally different!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.