Karen, Esq.

rosé litigant

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Jury box? I sure hope they do!

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Buying a snack from a vending machine is so embarrassing for no reason

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Huge news for drunk drivers

[WFAA @wfaa]

Texas Department of Public Safety troopers will no longer patrol North Texas tollways after the agency opted not to renew a key contract with the NTTA. https://t.co/XT9gCi0jaK

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

@maipochacco Somewhere Only We Know by Keane ❤️

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

@OliverBCushing Fair!

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

I think he should change his name for pride month is all

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Thomas Gay Henry

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Law school

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

@UncleLeftShark I agree! I love it

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

@UncleLeftShark Every time I wear this color people say I look amazing lol I love this color

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Being an adult unfortunately means realizing my parents were right for not letting us have a trampoline or a pool

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

I’m obsessed with scrolling through “people you may know” on LinkedIn. Look at everyone’s dumb little headshot lol

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Bought avocados at the fuckass Kroger nearest my house and when I cut into them they smelled like feet

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Can’t take Ice Miller seriously as a law firm. Like okay beer

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

And deals to close before I sleep,
And deals to close before I sleep.

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

@THEJaxEsq Hell yeah lmao

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

“Is that the-” the Sephora x Dagne Dover phone sling? Yeah it is

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

[doing finger guns at my client] that’s a biz decisz

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Wait Yall

United States, Revolutionary War Rolls, 1775-1783

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

Like bitch sorry but my house is FULL of water and I maybe want to kill myself

[Karen, Esq. @enemybitchy]

My house started flooding randomly and my mom sent me instructions from ChatGPT lmao