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[eng @eng_lightened]

mfw my sleep-depriven ass clicks the same elevator button for a whole minute not realizing its the floor im literally on rn

[eng @eng_lightened]

yeah im deleting this app. no way im letting an app called "X" on my phone. also wanna see the economic failure of mr. muff

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cruelsummer03

[eng @eng_lightened]

@jackingoffgirl @girlsblunts wtf

[eng @eng_lightened]

libraries make it way too easy to just take a book and walk out

[eng @eng_lightened]

i asked for the sauce to be put inside my calzone and the dude looked at me like i was crazy. this place only sells calzones and he didnt even do it, like it was morally abhorrent

[eng @eng_lightened]

@AverOnRecord

[eng @eng_lightened]

@jackingoffgirl f you. its the greatest album of all time

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Me after drawing that damn hat

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cleliabedda ur mad i found the recipe. im mr krabs ur plankton

[eng @eng_lightened]

jazz is one hell of a drug

[eng @eng_lightened]

@jackingoffgirl tweet blowing up

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cleliabedda like this? click on the video to hear styrofoam rubbing against a rock
https://t.co/EUhANgTyic

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cleliabedda its like you took a photo underneath a couch cushion

[eng @eng_lightened]

@AverOnRecord blooning rn hahaha

[Rayna 😎 @AverOnRecord]

the camping shit hard asf how the hell am I supposed to go a whole weekend without bloons

[eng @eng_lightened]

i see a guy in the subway wearing a shirt that only says "Internet Explorer"

hell yeah. made my day

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cleliabedda fuck you

[eng @eng_lightened]

@cleliabedda ur not allowed to read that book. thats one of the last 3 books ive read. interestingly enough 4 years ago