‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎

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[ُ @grnte]

——you’re insufferable.
——and yet, you can’t get enough.

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

for who, you?

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

god, i love the gym. this is an incredible way to mend the soul.

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

you're very dramatic. ( a kiss is planted upon the blonde's forehead before picking the weight up. )

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

but of *course, helen. ﹙ weight is lifted, then promptly dropped into her lap as if it's too heavy to lift any longer. ﹚ oh no .. i need help. i need a kiss for strength ..

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

hand me my weights would you?

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

that's part of enjoying the view !! you should do another set of bicep curls.

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

you're drooling.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

i'm perfectly behaved. i'm just .. enjoying the view. * 😁

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

behave.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

just caught a glimpse of helen's biceps

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

no, you don't. ( glasses are hence pushed back up her nose, attention shifted back to her laptop. ) she looks old enough to be madeline ashton's mother— beautiful.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

i can't believe you would⎯ .. ﹙ her foot stomps against marble flooring. ﹚ 𝘰𝘰𝘩, i 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 you ! ﹠. it's totally beside the point, but i 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 you hired extras !!

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

paid them? ( shoulders lift into a shrug. ) had the time of their lives being little demons.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

﹙ madeline's mouth falls open at the confession. ﹚ you 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 ?!

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

( lips purse, and helen is trying her damnedest not to giggle— ) oh, those two. viola's immortals. i paid them a nice sum.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

well, no⎯ .. she's probably dead somewhere. i was just thinking about these two girls at your book release party who had the *nerve to say i looked old enough to be my own *mother.

that's ridiculous, right? Right??

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

baby, where's this coming from? your mother has not come to visit has she?

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

do i really look like i could be my own mother . do i look that Old ??

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

( oh, lord. )

... yes?

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

interrupting @engardebtch for a VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♡̊⃝̢ ˚ . @engardebtch.
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[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♡̊⃝̢ ˚ . @engardebtch.
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[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

what do you want?

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

do you know what would be weirdly romantic of you ? * 😁

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

weirdly romantic of you.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

well, suck it up. i'm your person ﹠. you're stuck with me.

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

( love you. )

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

you make me question my life choices on the daily.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

.. okay ??

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

yes, darling, i'm aware you're a narcissist.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

i don't make it a habit to know EVERYONE, helen !!

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

[?] this is why people don't like you — lisle! viola's wife! and she was not flirting.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

who the fuck is mS vOn RhUmAn ﹠. why is she flirting with you ?

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

you're a chihuahua, at best, a golden retriever that bites at worst.

[‍ ‍*‍𝑚ᴬ𝔇一𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈. ‍.. @theatricides]

it can't be sarcastic if it's true, hel.

[‎ ‎ ❛ ‎ ℌ𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴 — 𝔅𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙴. ‎ @engardebtch]

in ms von rhuman's defense— that was not flirting. whatsoever.