Engayneer

20-something gay engineer • Somewhere on a hipster/bromo spectrum • Has a love-hate relationship with the phrase "young professional"....*swipes right* 🙄🙄🙄

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

I had a professor who abbreviated "cumulative load" as "cum load." I feel this is critical information for gay Twitter. #yourewelcome

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

@gaygineerbro

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

IT'S HERE. 🎉 https://t.co/b8sYW6FLFG

[deray @deray]

watch whiteness work. https://t.co/Cq8qksyATZ

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

@nolaguy_phd I have played kickball and Dodgeball. There's also bowling going on rn apparently

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

@nolaguy_phd Join us! It's tons of fun. Great way to meet new friends

[@DCHomos @DCHomos]

WHO DID THIS?! 😭 lol

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

@boredgayhtx HAAAAAAAAA

[VoteVets @votevets]

The Commander in Chief can block @VoteVets, the voice of 500k military veterans and families, but we will NOT be silenced.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Silencing @SenKamalaHarris for not being “courteous” enough is just unbelievable. Keep fighting, Kamala! #NeverthelessShePersisted https://t.co/58y15qWVzU

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

Ordered a speedo...Your gay man card arrives in the mail with that right?

[Baker @bakerhtown]

"You seem like a catch, honestly. Weird to me you would have any trouble this department," says the married man to me on an app.

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

"So that's my life now. I *may* have accidentally toasted the new year with Trump champagne and I am now cruising on his wife's boat. Fml"

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

Just watched the "cash me outside" video and that's iq points I'll never get back. Fml

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

Don't want to jinx it....but I told my brother and friends back home about him... 👬

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

How tho

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

@boredgayhtx #SundayFunday #fungay

[Engayneer @engayneer15]

.@boredgayhtx: "all hopes of him being gay r gone...he's just British." @engayneer15 "oh so he's just swishy in a British way..."