Alexandra Engellmann

NYT bestselling author, Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winner, the first woman to land on the moon - I am none of those things. But I do make fantastic waffles.

[Alexandra Engellmann @engellmann]

Writer of Books, Tweeter of Tweets, Mother of Cats, Baker of Waffles, Dropper of F-bombs, Breaker of Things, Queen of Everything, and Author of Sky Ghosts 👉👉https://t.co/h6L6CNMofl #amwriting

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@ReadershipReady Thank you! I did. Sorry about the late reply :)

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@KennethBriggs we felt them, but we're okay

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@lasvegas2day есть, но я отшельник и социопат

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@TwitterSupport I don't want to see what people I follow like or reply to. my feed is spammed with irrelevant tweets. please allow users to turn it off completely!

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@pseudosynthpres did you finish reading my bio?

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@YuriFox_ 1000%

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Been listening to this on repeat #surfacesounds #Kaleo
https://t.co/YeQywjBfUA

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@KennethBriggs yep. bought my first apartment, returned to civilization 😄 it's nice here

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In case anyone's wondering, I'm not dead, just moved to a new apt. Here's a photo of my cat with her new and only friend, the furry headband. Bye

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@NeilElfberg 😉 all good. finally sold the garage, living like a normal human being now

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@OneStephen up until this moment, I was only aware of alien smut. laughing at the covers on Amazon and sometimes even listening to audible samples. this, however....

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@OneStephen I know! I rewatched it multiple times, beautiful stuff

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@sewaserochkina @pohjulla1 @Russia_NC @this_vid

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I finally caved in and tried watching #TrueBlood because they promised me a shirtless Joe Manganiello, and it's officially the worst thing I've ever seen, including my cat puking all over my favorite faux fur duvet cover.
Sorry, Joe, not worth it.

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@OneStephen 😄😄😄

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@SamGoldieKirk nope. unfroze after some manipulation

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Imagine your laptop completely freezing with Word open on a page of hardcore alien porn. I've never been as motivated to fix something on my own 🤦🏻‍♀️
#amediting #writerslife

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@popovroman555 @Russia_NC да я тоже так и подумала, что старое фото. понятно что ангел и галерея, вроде наше и в то же время не ясно откуда сняли такое старье))

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@popovroman555 @Russia_NC разве? не пойму откуда снято

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@old_dremlin да просто сбегать в ларек за ТБ 🖤

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@lasvegas2day @ruxeg хоспади, насколько ленивым надо быть. ходить по магазину мое главное развлечение в 2020