𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ

good boy fortune

[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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leo su𝚗 , aquarius moo𝚗.
voted most popular in highschool.
varsity star, basketball co-captain.
a sophomore in college for the parties, the girls, & the guys.

the gayest 'straight' jock you've ever met .
an over-confident bully .
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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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𝚌𑁤𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚏o𝚛𝚝u𝚗e
the sadistic star
of the show .ᐟ
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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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pride month over and no pretty boy who plays with my hair while i rest my head in his lap and sleep like a little kitty cat, what's the point to life anymore

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

i'm Tellin' you, i'm Tellin' you. the LADIES go CRAZY !

[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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nobody ever wants to fuck cause of my pleasant personality, it's always gotta be about my big, an' when i'm talkin' big, i'm talkin' like- MASSIVE, like MONSTER, like HUBBA BUBBA, BABY! that's a TENTACLE, HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WITH SUCH A BIG-
dick 😔

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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hey girl heyyyy !!!! who up !!

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

she said ' show me that ass ' and i say 'what lighting 😼', she said 'lemme hold 500 dollars' i said 'have it all 😸!', she said 'i'm actually a man & i want you pregnant, Courtney.' and i said 'what name? i wanna name him lil Courtney 🩵' and he sai--
wait what

[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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he's way too new to the online dating scene. but this girl? she's strange
got weird requests
but DAYUM if she isn't BAD
like HOW does she manage to look different in EVERY photo !
she's so fine, you don't understand. it's unreal. he'd do Anything for her

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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all of you are so fuckin' Ugly
( sniffle )

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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W h y did i ADMIT that, oh my GAWD, just need this stupid shitty month to be OVER, fuck

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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i don't kiss a lot of nerdy guys because i * want * to, i kiss 'em because i feel * bad * for them, okay? cause i wanna flaunt how a first kiss with a girl feels-- like, a Demonstration, is all -
it's a PITY thing. cause i'm jus so
Charitable

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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aND THAT DOESn'T MAKE ME NO
GiRL , NEITHER !
it makes me a GUIDE, ALRIGHT?
i'm SHOWIN' THEM WHAT THEY'RE MISSiN' OUT !!!!!!

[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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i don't kiss a lot of nerdy guys because i * want * to, i kiss 'em because i feel * bad * for them, okay? cause i wanna flaunt how a first kiss with a girl feels-- like, a Demonstration, is all -
it's a PITY thing. cause i'm jus so
Charitable

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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hmmm .
if this shit kills me, i'm suing Canada . .

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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who'd fall for the act .
.. OoPS-- HE MEANS-
who'd fall for HIM, act..-ually !
. . . yeah . . -- 💧

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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just a prince in search of a throne .

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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not that i-- have. i just.
I'M JUST REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS, OKAY ???

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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in the club straight Jerkin' it, and by It i mean the weather app on my phone because i'm too scared to approach women and by Jerkin' i mean Staring

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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she's just a hater

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[𝚏𑁤rtune .ᐟ @engimaticstar]

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having a panic attack because the gas station pump keeps declining my pin number even though it's right & the bypass button won't work so now i have to go inside & ask & they're gonna ask how much gas & i'll start crying because if i see a number i pass out

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