RealEngineer

Reliability Engineer for the day job. Husband, father and serial tinkerer the rest of the time 😉

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I said it's understandable that Nigel Farage decided not to go on the Laura Kuenssberg show. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a cowardly little shit who only answers to his billionaire paymasters"
#BBCLauraK

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@TheBeeFarmer @RAF_Luton It is always April 717.5th in Luton

[Fellside United FC @Fellside_United]

🚨 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 🚨

Due to a cancellation we are looking for a friendly on Saturday the 19th of July. We already have a pitch booked (Sheepmount, Carlisle 2PM KO)

Drop us a message if you're interested! @WestmorlandFL @NLCumbria

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@StrandBanter @Jeff_Tullin @RAF_Luton Canberra was of course…
Inverted

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Jeff_Tullin @RAF_Luton Oh Jeff, do you even know what a Canberra is?

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Fellside_United So as golf day draws to a close, as Chair of the club I’d like to say thanks to everyone who took part.
Ex-GK Swannie - mate, it’s been a pleasure. Hope things go well for you and yours.
Once FUFC, always FUFC.
The rest of you.. what a cracking day!
Competitive, supportive, fair

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

Super day at the Unite ESS 2025 Conference. Enlightening presentation on Expert Witness work by Martin Banasik and great debate all around by the collective.
Looking forward to more insight tomorrow.

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

Thanks for the memories Kirkoswald!

[Fellside United FC @Fellside_United]

🚨 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 🚨

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Fellside_United Beautiful evening for football!

Many thanks to our home match Sponsor
@StarRefrig
Up the Fellside 💪

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Fellside_United @KUJFC @WestmorlandFL Go well boys. Jack looks like he needs a haircut?

[Fellside United FC @Fellside_United]

🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 🚨

Today's matchday squad:

⚫️⚪️

#UNITED #FELLSIDE

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@gavinwillacy We love it too. @Fellside_United
Up the Fellside!
FUFC 🤜🤛

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

1-1
Points shared, we go again next week in their Parish. Thanks to:
Home Match sponsor @StarRefrig
Shirt sponsor @BrewhouseCorby
#upthefellside

[Fellside United FC @Fellside_United]

🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 🚨

Fellside UTD vs Windermere

🏟️ The Old Showfield
🗓️ 26.10.2024
🕰️ 14:30PM

Today we are in @WestmorlandFL Division 1 action as we take on @windermerefc at home.

#UNITED #FELLSIDE ⚫️⚪️

[Fellside United FC @Fellside_United]

🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 🚨

Fellside UTD vs Windermere

🏟️ The Old Showfield
🗓️ 26.10.2024
🕰️ 14:30PM

Today we are in @WestmorlandFL Division 1 action as we take on @windermerefc at home.

#UNITED #FELLSIDE ⚫️⚪️

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Fellside_United @WestmorlandFL @kirkbylonsfc @StarRefrig home match sponsors 24/25 🙏

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

@Fellside_United @WestmorlandFL @LunesdaleUnited @JackBaker24 Good luck lads, shame I can’t be there by
I’ll be getting text commentary 👍👍

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

Beautiful evening for footy training. Huge thanks go out to @StarRefrig for sponsoring all @Fellside_United home matches this season and funding our training kit.
Thanks also to @HobsRepro for the match day sign graphics

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

Spot of STEM Ambassador fun yesterday at @LangwathbyCe for @STEMNorthWest / @STEMLearningUK
The ‘Badgers’ were great, with a 0% failure rate on the pneumatics exercise 👍
Thanks to @StarRefrig for supporting the volunteering activity by freeing me up for the afternoon ⭐️

[RealEngineer @engineer_real]

Winter project back to work planting potatoes after a 15 year lay-up. Sweet 👌
#ih434
#tatties
#classictractor