Jonathan Smith

Father, grandpa, friend, agnostic, patent attorney and engineer

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It's not enough that the news media have increased presidential campaign coverage beginning more than 2 years prior. Now they give us 24/7 coast-to-coast coverage of midterm primary races. At least the TV remote still switches channels instantly.

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#GardenGrove they could cool those tanks better if they were to apply something much colder and chemically neutral like liquid nitrogen or carbon dioxide.@elonmusk @DanaPerino @neiltyson

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as Trump waxes eloquent about how destroyed Gaza is, Netanyahu appears to have a "I just wish he would shut the fuck up" look on his face.

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As Trump is explaining how Gaza has been destroyed, Netanyahu has this "I just wish you would shut the fuck up" look on his face.

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JFK's inauguration, famously including the "ask not" line, was outdoors at 22°. Same as yesterday, Trump's indoor inauguration. People didn't whine so much back then.

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@dagenmcdowell thanks for your comments about GenZ, but teaching them, now, how to behave better in the job market is nice but pathetic. They should have been raised to respect their superiors, in this case, their interviewers.

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@greggutfeld I don't like that you are putting down local news reporters like channel 6 Philadelphia. Who else in your ladder to success can you step on?

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@LauraLoomer @TheLeoTerrell Well, at least not dogs. :)

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@TheJuanWilliams I have enjoyed your political analysis for years. I just thought it was time to let you know!

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It turns out, Ben Franklin, we can't keep it.

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@RichardDawkins Yes, to every degree that matters.

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@PlanetTyrus your quick wit is for the ages

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So @KamalaHarris, what's the latest on solving the border crisis?

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I'm from a different universe. Why does anyone in your universe (who hasn't been paid) care what George Clooney @george_cl_0ff thinks about anything?

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Biden didn't win in 2020 because was the superior candidate. Trump lost because he couldn't help #steppingonhisdick.

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I'm just so thankful that JFK didn't have a cold that would have screwed up his delivery of his "ask not" speech, and that MLK didn't make a mess of his "I have a dream" speech because of jet lag.

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How many "episodes" are required to eliminate a presidential candidate? Answer: one.

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@JedediahBila … And, oh, yeah, his Wednesday lottery ticket was a loser.

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… And oh, yeah, his Wednesday lottery ticket was a loser.

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Many people who take opioids are unaware that their pills are laced with fentanyl. We might prevent many deaths if we offered people a no-questions-asked way to have their pills tested. Also, the results of these tests might help law enforcement trace the pills' provenance.