Dan W

When I was younger I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I'm not so sure.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@dylanmorchard Sorry to hear this.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@dylanmorchard Cheers, I'll give it a go

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@dylanmorchard Sorry to hear this

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@Toronto_Hammers is the @thedogandbear open for the game tomorrow at 7AM?

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@ptempany But their potato wedges are terrific

[Tripe Marketing Board 💚 @TripeUK]

During WWII, tripe was never rationed and was eaten widely. After rationing ended in the 1950s, there were those who rashly predicted it meant the end for tripe.
But we hung on in there. We never gave up. So, if there's post-Brexit rationing, remember - we're here for you.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

Stig of the Dump

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

Dear Mr. @squires_david. Thank you for today’s cartoon. I really did laugh out loud at Sams shitty slippers. You’ve added a beautiful dimension to this tournament. Long may you run.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@JonDennis His curated cassettes for the NME in the early 1980s opened my ears to things that have resonated ever since.

[FactCheckingDougFord @DougFordFacts]

Visible minorities in Doug Ford’s new cabinet are outnumbered by people named Lisa @fordnation #onpoli

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

The only way #URUPOR can surpass #ARGFRA is if Suarez eats Ronaldo whole.

[Dulwich Hamlet FC @DulwichHamletFC]

Only took us 111 years to get promoted from the @IsthmianLeague, we'll be sad to leave you but we're gonna have to be a @TheNationalLge South club next season.

FORWARD THE HAMLET.

#DHFC💖💙

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

The #RoyalBaby has left hospital. He will now go to Kensington Palace, where he will rest comfortably for the next 80 years.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

Nice Manuel reference today @acjimbo. I can't say 'eventually' any other way either.

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

If you need a soundtrack to the impending threat of Locusts @ the WC this summer try this @greenbengreen : https://t.co/QXBk3QnU7E

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@TorontoHydro Thanks!

[Dan W @EnglanDan]

@TorontoHydro Thanks!