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Forgot to post a video of this thing all set up at X Bar in Denver. Go follow @TheInfinitePyramid on Instagram for more updates

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On the surface, it's a whimsical tale of 4 friends obtaining missing parts of themselves from a wizard and taking out an evil witch, but if you look deeper, it's a cautionary tale about the dangers of blunt force head trauma

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Haven't tweeted in a while, how's it goin everybody

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@rockybiiitch I don't know who you are but it's now your responsibility to run for city council and get them to ease up on the noise ordinance

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So Q1 reports just came in and it turns out you haven't been row, row, rowing your boat gently enough down the stream

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"If excision brings a dinosaur to forest I will vandalize it"

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@ReginaEnglishCO what problem does taxing people for their pets solve?

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I'm going to buy every prescription medication they show in the Jeopardy commercials and I'm going to live forever

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@DenverChannel Denver police are cracking down on parking enforcement while people smoke crack outside less than a block away

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@strombolihoe You have fucking got this Nor. If you find someone that wants to take my camera in for you they can borrow it.

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@leevifoss Your pee puddle reaches out and touches a live one. The electricity travels directly up your now wet leg.

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There's a forbidden extension cord (Two male ends) plugged into its own dedicated 30A breaker. The house has wood floors and puddles everywhere. You don't know which puddles are live. You're wearing fuzzy socks. You have to pee and you don't know where the bathroom is.

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@amyengland78 @strombolihoe They are not

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Why isn't he worried about the ensuing PR nightmare that would immediately follow 4 children being irreparably maimed inside of his chocolate factory?

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The walls whisper to me their pain. Their flesh, cold and unyielding to the bones of the home that lie just beneath. Stretched, like a thin gauze sheet pulled taut over spindly ribs arranged in a nonsensical mess.

I am a gingerbread man in a gingerbread home, the walls whisper.

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Gonna bully a hibachi chef until they cry

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Hey @Maddy_ONeal I'm watching Schmiggity's groove the fuck out to Affected during intermission

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Blasting my spotify wrapped until the neighbors call the cops goodnight

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Made stromboli and put on the sopranos

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"A worrying rise in the distrust in media" maybe try not lying, then the people will trust the media. I don't think miseducation is the reason Americans distrust their media...

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California passed a new law that will mandate K-12 students to learn media literacy as part of their modules plan.

The bill is designed to help students develop skills in identifying false information online amid a worrying rise in distrust in the media. https://t.co/2X4ewpoZU4

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How It's Made was the original ASMR