Keith Allsopp

Mad photographer (or maybe just mad) technophile, marketer and allround knowledge junkie.

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@StigAbell Brilliantly written, produced and filmed, with a message that the warmongers of today should heed. War always starts and then ends badly: for everyone.

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@MykhailoRohoza Yes

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@fesshole I drive a “flash” car, for no other reason than I enjoy driving the car; feels good. I don’t notice or care if you notice or care.

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@joevansstc What’s not to like? You look great!

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@Peston Should not all such “gifts” be taxable, at the politicians’ marginal rates? And should the donors not be able to deduct them as political donations?
If a waiter or taxi driver receives a tip, they are supposed to declare them for tax.

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@fesshole In my twenties, as cocktail barman got extra for hen dos in the hotel. Clothed but my arse and bollocks were groped raw. Lipstick from make-up slathered gorgons was it. Paid 5x normal shift pay for each do. Did three hens and quit.

Respect to women who do this stuff in clubs.

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#bbclaurak
Tips for restaurant staff are taxable. Personal donations to MPs should be no different.

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@BBCNews Are MPs taxed on such donations?

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@bbcquestiontime
I believe waiting staff are taxed on tips. Shouldn’t politicians “gifts” be treated as tips and taxed?

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@fesshole How did you know if it was a moth? Don’t know about you, but (ha) there is no way I can see my bum crack…

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@ngmilly @WiizkiidFC_ 99 is the past of the series. 100 should be orphaned on the next row.

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@fesshole Really simple; take the band of the one that is yours….doh!

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@Mrbeefcurtains1 @fesshole Yep, shake and wipe is good, but if a unisex loo, I just sit and dab: I don’t like that a woman should have to deal with any of my drips.

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@fesshole You don’t want to step on the latter.

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@fesshole Get out more!

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@ChillaxBcn @brexit_sham @Nigel_Farage They have a permanent, official stamp to memorialise their jump.

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@fesshole Good job!👍
I don’t restore (no place to do it) but spend loads keeping my Jag in top condition, and smile every time I climb into the driver’s seat. Worth every penny.

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@fesshole My mother did this for most of her life. Every sister, sister brother-in-law, grandchildren and so on. Even my wife’s family overseas ! Everyone still remembers that she remembered.

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@Stoneman6666 @fesshole No! PLEASE don’t feed the rats, pigeons, crows. They already scavenge from us but just increase in numbers regardless. They spread disease, will not shy from attempting to take from children (sometimes adults too) and can cause injury to kids.

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@shikhar_sri @MAstronomers David Bowie Space Oddity.