Elizabeth Taylor

Teacher of English and Media in the South West. Writer. University of Southampton Film & English graduate. Big fan of cats.

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

Anyone know where I can get a nice Christmas party dress from?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My dad put my mums phone in her coffin with her for her burial. About 3 months later I thought it would be funny to change her number on his phone to mine & I text him saying "get me out of this fucking box!". He didn't see the funny side and didn't speak to me for almost a year.

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

@MissBTheECT Let me know if you need any resources/lessons/have any questions! More than happy to share what I've got 😊

[Arkady @ArkadyKoshka]

Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

So far this new season of Taskmaster has just made me fancy Fern Brady

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

The prime minister saying she's "not a quitter" then quitting less than 24 hours later makes me feel better about my attitude towards life

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

BEWARE THE BEAST BENEATH THE BOARDS!!

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

This painting is over 100 years old.

It's by Zinaida Serebriakova, a wonderful painter with a fascinating life whose story is worth knowing...

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

The best teachers aren’t perfect teachers, they are human teachers - they go off on tangents, they explore stuff, they focus on the detail but make mistakes, they have fun but they are serious about the job - the students love these teachers.

[Ms DL Oakley-Hogg @MsDLOakley_Hogg]

Teaching analysis with Taylor - my newest classroom display ✨

[lingosia @lingosia]

A Christmas Carol in Ukrainian https://t.co/dKQ1xJjW2n
Macbeth in Ukrainian https://t.co/I1PN3ZfXDz
Macbeth in Russian
https://t.co/tGjATLBi1N #EAL #Ukraine #EnglishLit

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

Next one, to get into the spooky Autumn mood...

[Department for Education @educationgovuk]

Monday 19th September will be a Bank Holiday to mark Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s State Funeral.

Schools and colleges will be closed for the Bank Holiday.

[Wendy Wason @Wendy_Wason]

This should cheer you up @Faybe1989. My friend went to Wales and checked into her Air BnB and look who was waiting for her….

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

@missdemeanorH No! Derek will actually eat other spiders :)

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

This is good so far...fast-paced and unexpected!

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

Next one! A thriller to take me into the new academic year 😊

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

@MissMSL_ Don't 'dumb it down', and be really practical: this is what you need to do, this is why, this is the grade you need, etc. My bottom set spent a long time moaning at me but eventually I understood that I probably won't get them that passionate, and that's okay!

[Elizabeth Taylor @engltaylor]

Does anyone else go through phases of craving pretzels? I could eat an entire bag in one sitting at the moment...