1 year in trading = 7 normal human years.
Scientists haven't confirmed this yet, but traders don't need further evidence.
The grey hairs nobody warned you about.
The back pain from sitting and staring at screens for hours like your life depends on it.. because financially, it does.
The sleep that gets interrupted at 3am because you suddenly remembered you have an open position.
The appetite that disappears on red days and comes back aggressively on green ones.
The heart that has now learned to beat at a completely different pace between 9:15 and 3:30.
The eyes that now automatically scan any graph, chart or even a temperature chart and look for support and resistance.
And somehow through all of this, you show up again the next morning.
Because you're already too changed to go back to who you were before. 😭🫡
BREAKING: Iran warns of cancelling all upcoming negotiations, re-imposing the full Hormuz blockade and responding with missiles over the direct violation of the US-Iran MOU's first clause, with Israel continuing military aggressions in southern Lebanon, including last night, despite explicit commitment from the first clause to end the war and guarantee Lebanese sovereignty, per Tasnim.
Iran explicitly rejects any "theater from Trump" about Netanyahu being rogue, and now Friday's Geneva meeting to launch the first round of 30-day technical talks between Vance and Ghalibaf is on hold over the violation, as no trip has been confirmed or scheduled just 24 hours after the MOU was electronically signed.
TRUMP CLAIMS HORMUZ STRAIT WILL BE PERMANENTLY TOLL-FREE UNDER IRAN AGREEMENT, WARNS HE WILL RESUME MILITARY STRIKES ON TEHRAN IF IRAN FAILS TO DELIVER A FINAL NUCLEAR DEAL. - NYT
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
PAKISTAN PM SHARIF ANNOUNCES US-IRAN PEACE DEAL WITH IMMEDIATE AND PERMANENT CESSATION OF HOSTILITIES ON ALL FRONTS INCLUDING LEBANON, WITH SIGNING CEREMONY SET FOR JUNE 19 IN SWITZERLAND AND MEDIATOR-FACILITATED MEETINGS TO FOLLOW THIS WEEK.
NEW: With Iran rejecting Trump‘s claim that it has agreed to surrender its enrichment uranium, the IRGC has now completely closed off all access to its entire stockpile of near bomb-grade uranium, deliberately collapsing tunnels and installing hundreds of explosive mines at the entrances of Isfahan, Natanz and Fordow, per CNN.
Iran is preparing for the scenario where no deal is signed and the US moves to seize the material by force. Currently Trump falsely claims there is an agreement, while the IRGC is actively mining the entrances that he claims will be used in his “peaceful” retrieval scenario.
Iran is continuing the fortification and mining with large controlled explosions conducted today at Isfahan, per Tasnim.
BREAKING: U.S. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP SAYS THE IRAN DEAL IS SCHEDULED TO BE SIGNED ON SUNDAY, ADDING THAT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL BE “OPEN TO ALL” IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE AGREEMENT IS SIGNED.
This is completely false. All reports claiming a deal has been reached, including Trump's claims yesterday are market manipulation ahead of today’s SpaceX IPO. Iran has explicitly rejected that any deal has been finalized.