Damien Sorresso

This place sucks now. Find me on Mastodon at [email protected].

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

I have updated my terms of service. Twitter sucks vacuum nuts now, find me on Mastodon. @[email protected].

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Hey @PGE4Me what's going on?

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

This has a very Fuck Around and Find Out vibe to it.

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Dyson just can't not make something a vacuum cleaner. Dedication to their roots. https://t.co/BTCBcPkSY7

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Quality loss to the Netherlands, strength of schedule in the group?

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If we agree as a society that Ohio State can get in even though they lost last week...

...then how do we parlay that into the US getting someone's World Cup Quarterfinal spot? 🤔

[Poz @PoznanInMyPants]

Gianni Infantino: "Send me one million dollars and we can talk. And you will pay for dinner."
Wife: "Gianni, it's your wife."
Gianni Infantino: "And?"

[Aaron Zollo @zollotech]

The iOS 16.2 (b) Rapid Security Response doesn’t need 50% battery or to be plugged in to install the update at least with the betas.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This description of Michigan football has seen a resurgence today on /r/CFB:

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Betting that no one looked at anything, and this was just a result of whether @elonmusk thought someone's name sounded like a good coder or some shit.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

Like the other recent emails, this one was unsigned. It says simply: “as a result of the recent code review exercise, it has been determined that your code is not satisfactory, and we regret to inform you that your employment with Twitter is terminated effective immediately.”

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

"Light treason"

[Kevin Wolcott @Kevin_W81]

$COIN CFO went on TV to calm investors down and ended up saying "small risk of bankruptcy"

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

All the hassle of version control from 1985 with all the benefits of micromanagement from 2022.

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Going forward, all Twitter employees are now required to send an email every Friday updating Elon Musk with what they are working on and “code samples” if they are engineers, per internal memo sent out. Hardcore! https://t.co/Vx5TH5yU7X

[The Dad @thedad]

Precious.

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Gilead are gonna host a World Cup in season 6 aren't they.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless,

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

The perfect tweet is going to come to me the second this service implodes isn't it.

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Apple issues 'Rapid Security Response' update to iOS 16.2 beta https://t.co/2vU0vXjU3d by @apollozac

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

@nocontextcfb @RedditCFB In your tunnel.

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

Only now listening to @Stillberto's prediction for Arsenal-Forest on @ArsenalVPodcast. It was so hilariously wrong in the best possible way.

[Damien Sorresso @enhancedscurry]

But we are definitely going to let Trump back on the platform.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be super clear, we have not yet made any changes to Twitter’s content moderation policies

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

the absolute shock I feel when someone brings up something I tweeted in person??? like no that was PRIVATE, it was between me and the entire internet