YG🗿

Software Engineer | Not Your Average ⚡

[memes futebolisticos. - vito @Mfutebolisticos]

Eu com 7 anos depois de ir fazer uma pausa pra hidratação em casa e minha mãe não deixar eu sair mais:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Till disrespect do us part

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

how easy it is to talk about patience when the calamity is not yours.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

tinubu sef na olodo uprising….

[Pearl Batista || Content Creator @pearl_batista]

You’re so doomed if your partner has foolish friends

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

“My bro abeg, you fit…”

[َ @gffyoq]

missyouholic.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[grace @gracefishlove]

in my next life i'll find you sooner and love you longer

[tomiwa. @theakintomiwa]

a moving man will constantly exhaust his ai tokens.

[THE Halimat needs an EA job @halimatidachaba]

Guys, I'm tired. Are you not tired of this upskilling thing? Can I pleasee get a job with the ones I have first. Learn this one, it's become saturated, learn another one, same thing, and it goes on and on.
Please nauuuu.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

This is why when faced with Sankara's dilemma of 'water for all or champagne for a few', smart nations always choose water for all.

Because when everyone has a solid baseline, the elite can truly thrive and become exceptional. Their "champagne" can be meaningful.

But when most people are dirt poor, the elite become stupid, mediocre bastards who cannot pave their own roads, organise their own garbage collection, and prevent their own Ikoyi from regular flooding, constant foul odour, and mosquito infestation.

Charterhouse my ass.

[seba @sebaarce__]

lo tenía que hacer

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

A BRACE FOR MESSI.
A BRACE FOR MBAPPE.
A BRACE FOR HAALAND.

NO WAY 🔥

[fredoh @fredoh24_]

My black ass doing the Viking row on the couch like i’m from Norway

[3 @tresokure]

nigeria subsconciously trains you to live a small and timid life.