Shadow Selfie

can anyone help me open this window??

[Shadow Selfie @enigkatic]

@jibbylacobson @PeteStauber Well, I guess this is how I found out that piece of shit sold out the Superior National Forest

[paps ₍ᐢ. ⩊ .ᐢ₎ @vanillarollcak3]

times are tough but at least we have woodcock dancing to jazz

[That radical social work chick @sandinistaoliva]

So is anyone freaking out about student loans or are we just ignoring it since everything else is terrible?

[SillySimmuz 🌈 @sillysimmuz]

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked bella goth and she said hooba noobie

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

big dog, who art in heaven

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

[Shadow Selfie @enigkatic]

doing body rolls at the behest of my massage therapist because it turns out I'm as tense as a ball of rubber bands these days

[Atsuko Okatsuka @AtsukoComedy]

island girl 😎🏝️💃🏻

[anand @demon_squid]

Tomorrow i will do my taxes, do my laundry, figure out this jury duty summons, figure out my student loans, work 9-5 , watch The Pitt, have a couple drinks with my friends, go to a gay guy birthday, and find out what it means to love and be loved

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Shadow Selfie @enigkatic]

@rynels That's what *I'm* saying!

[Shadow Selfie @enigkatic]

Lord Lick Her?? ish!!

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Was Lord Licorice from Candy Land LGBTQ

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING - Bernie Sanders just now on the House Floor:

“3 Americans own more wealth than the bottom 170 million Americans. Those 3 people stood behind Trump during inauguration.

That is an Oligarchy.”

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

another simulated phishing attempt reported to IT

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

I guess they just not fuckin with me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anna Kendrick’s response to a reporter who asked about her new movie with Blake Lively ‘Another Simple Favor’ being affected by “everything going on.”

[jess @luvjessicablair]

Heard someone say “7 years ago” and my mind went “2013!”