Joe Simkins

Greedy Soppy Sports Hippie

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Well that was the funniest most emotional terrifying uplifting 10 days of my life.

We did it. We got our boy hitched.

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@rckell1978 @BBCSport Yeah the punditry is excellent but even with the scaled back coverage rights they've got, the total lack of emphasis on live events in favour of endless hype-building VTs about GB medal prospects is infuriating.

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@Scienceofsport @anotherjaimed Yes, my mistake! I thought they were all 46 something.

Even more remarkable (and eyebrow raising). Really enjoying the Olympic pods.

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@Scienceofsport @anotherjaimed An added curiousity in the 100m Free that seems to have been overlooked - the next 4 swimmers behind Pan Zhanle also broke the previous WR.

We know the pool is slow and there have been few (if any?) WRs in the other finals. Why was this race such an outlier?

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@DietmarHamann You're all insane. It works.

The margin for error is now tiny and you only whine if it goes against your own team or #vibes.

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@Castro1021 He's offside.

You are ludicrously fucking thick if you don't understand.

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@worldsoccertalk RIDICULOUS that every 100m Olympic Gold Medalist won but it was also very close and computers that see things infinitely more accurately than the human eye made the call.

Just go on VIBES! Give it to anyone!

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@FansAgainstVAR_ Just go on vibes rather than a lazer accurate call on a completely objective moment in time, which is almost always impossibly hard to decipher with the human eye.

Because nobody ever got upset about that before.

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@MikeBubbins @BBCTwo @BBCWales Hi Mike. Congrats.

Not sure if anyone has suggested this, perhaps it's worth doing a longer series run this time? Up to nine, even.

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@iamjasminex 💚 Totally.

(I find Giant Wotsits quite resilient to the rule though)

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@Herring1967 If it's any consolation I've always found them essentially fine.

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@Ginger_Tucci Snet form my iPhon

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@ECG_Emily 💚

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@ECG_Emily You're kind! X

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@ECG_Emily The best person 🖕

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@ianmstuart Thanks.

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@Carolly7 Thanks.

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@booby_brown Thanks.

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@Tall_Paul1982 @elisjames Paul Bodin should be remembered for his tireless service to Swindon Town and this should all be a side note.

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@JohnWilliams004 @petedonaldson with the whistle.