Dandan

esoteric, enigmatic, eccentric| | 🌎 IR & a mix of everything.🇸🇾

[Skely @123skely]

There is a group of homeless people near my office everyone is scared of, I have been slowly winning them over.

I go to the camp bearing gifts (Alcohol) and I talk to their leader (Fent addict) and we entreat and talk about the tribes (other hobo camp) in the area.

Then I go across the river to the other homeless camp, and I spread lies, and tell them the other homeless camp is plotting to attack them.

After months of careful diplomacy and subterfuge, I think I am going to start the first Hobo-civil-war, and free the office complex of them all.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Rina Lu🇷🇺 @rinalu_]

Putin's mother won a car in a lottery. His family had to choose: sell it for an apartment, or keep it so he could get to university.

They stayed in their one-room communal apartment. She chose her son's future. That's who Putin came from.

Putin's mother worked as a hospital janitor after retiring. One day at the cafeteria, they gave her a lottery ticket as change. She won a car, a Zaporozhets. The most basic car you could get in the Soviet Union.

The family lived in one room which was so called ommunal apartment with shared kitchen, shared bathroom with other families. Putin had just started university.

They sat down to decide what to do. Sell the ticket and buy a cooperative apartment, or keep the car.

Putin was sure they'd sell it. Getting out of that single room was the obvious choice for a family living on almost nothing. His mother said: We'll take the car. Let our son drive it.

They stayed in that one room so he could have transportation to university. That's who Putin came from.

Trump's father was a real estate mogul worth hundreds of millions. Trump grew up in a 23-room mansion, private schools, a reported $413 million inheritance. His first ventures funded with his father's money. He was born into an empire.

Americans love to talk about rejecting kings. No monarchy, no aristocracy. But the self-made man is the American Dream.

Then they elect someone born into dynastic wealth who lives in a gold-plated penthouse and puts his kids in government positions. And call the guy whose mom worked as a janitor a dictator.

But it turns out Putin is the ultimate American Dream story: a self-made man who rose from an ordinary family to become a representative of his people and the leader of his country.

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@HunterBiden Person of the year award goes to @HunterBiden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[gaut @0xgaut]

we can call it: central park

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@itsGboii Real

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

Hell yeah opps I had to🤭

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@0lisyked i really dont get the hype around her I DONT LIKE HER VOICE OR SCREAMING LOL

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@ANTIVISTSLAYER wait i just got in how come they said tix starting at $20 when its not?

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@ANTIVISTSLAYER yea makes sense

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@EthanLevins2 bro he took it out of respect.. no US president has visited China in yrs! 9 years!

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@realmfberlin Claire

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@cominguprses same Im hoping I get it soon Ive purchased many tix on there ugh

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

I think everyone is kinda exhausted just from living to be honest.

[Dandan @enigmax6_]

@OperHealAmerica you mean demonic no ones buying your bs lies