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[🤡🤡 @eniolaa_w]

I really don’t have time to entertain rubbish please 🙏

[T ☕️ @Theon_Matthews]

I miss the feeling of music around this era

[rosee @poppinsbIy]

se eu visse uma barata desse tamanho eu morria

[jaxon 🐈‍⬛ @spookyswifttxo]

this gif is killing me 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ariane @ArianeMenegario]

envelhecer não me assusta. rugas, cabelos brancos e mudanças no corpo fazem parte.

o que me assusta é o declínio da capacidade cognitiva. perder a capacidade de pensar, lembrar, aprender, compreender.

tenho medo de perder a cabeça antes do resto.

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants data centers in space. Nobody wants humanoid robots or flying cars.

We want clean water. We want a stable climate. We want a habitable planet. We want wildlife to survive. We want to live.

[Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar]

This is why men should no longer be allowed to vote, own land, have their own bank accounts, or speak in public. They're too emotional. They need discipline and control.

[story lenny tells @iwilsonnonny]

the duality of man in this lagos, walking at night you have to look too hard for agbero and also look too quiet for the police.

i take off my glasses for agberos and wear my glasses for the police.
clark kent.

[mika @mikasagrada]

A sensação de encontrar alguém com a mesma vibe que você:

[‏ً @oluwxtosin]

anytime i listen to this particular track, i wish say i don buy car 😭

[rass ⋆ ˚୨୧⋆ @rouvelous]

football player when their teammates scores a goal

[luh♡ @fadarenaultbbb]

"Eu não uso Twitter, só tem merda lá dentro"

Eu no meu dia mais normal abrindo o Twitter:

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Wait. So a woman in the military was raped by her commanding officer, because he used his key to sneak into her quarters, and a judge just decided that being raped was "one of her duties" and declared it a workplace accident??????????
Who the fuck is this judge? How does one even come to that conclusion??

[Lois Not Louise✨ @Loi_cee]

Yes I'm currently reading a book.

No it's not a book about making money or stopping procrastination.

Yes it's a fictional book about people that don't exist.

Yes I feel happy and fulfilled.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Finding you guilty because you didn’t greet😭

[♥️ @LoveeeJones]

This week I saw a fake Duke University student, fake NFL player, & a GRWM couple faking morning sex for content.. the internet is getting VERY weird.

[Red ❤️‍🔥 @imJustRed]

“Legendary actor & comedian Jack black has-“

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Rumination

[Momo, Esq.🦋💜 @MomooreolwaA]

Thank God he grouped all of us together.

Plus the NBA president o + the organizers that invited him + the lawyers that were begging for pictures + the lawyers that sat to listen to him + the lawyers that defended him on social media.

All of us are in a circus show🤭.

[zé. @zehzito]

só dá pra dançar depois que a música começa