queen bitch™ 🍉

these are my jokes. they can’t all be winners. // she/her.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

If anyone out there who might want to give me a job one day is reading my tweets, I just want to say that I'm sorry for all the times I said cuss words on the internet and I've really turned my life around.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

He did this because we all blocked him, didn’t he?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh he’s about to ruin everything

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

normalize calling Mayflower pilgrims illegal immigrants

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@Junk_Junk_No @JAMoy92 “I block libs” ok prove it grandpa.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@rory_wings4u Making my own medical decisions! 🦅🇺🇸

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

He’s so real for that though

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@DonaldEBeaneJr @OhNoSheTwitnt There are problems, for sure, but not really. I’ve lived here for 11 years and I love it.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@christie3371 @OhNoSheTwitnt This isn’t true and Google is free 🥰

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@DonaldEBeaneJr @OhNoSheTwitnt I work in Baltimore City Public Schools and use my own money to stock my office with pads & tampons for students who need them. None of these kids have a period product side hustle.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING #walz

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@atrupar No, we’re not calling your voters weird. We’re calling you weird, specifically, JD.

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

Is there any way we can convince undecided Texans to vote for Harris solely based on how funny it would be to flip Texas? They were only about half a million votes away from going blue in 2020. Commit to the bit, Texas!!

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@nickchep @Leahgreenb It’s very obviously a Bob’s Burgers homage

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

All
Coconuts
Are
Brats

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@Jackson_Cooking

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

COCONUT CHECKPOINT

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@DanT8xx My campaign contribution

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

@NickRising_ @RyRapture A KAMALANOMENON!

[MDCAN 22 - Yes on 4! @YesOnMD4]

#Cannabis is on the ballot in #Maryland this November!
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| |
| VOTE YES |
| ON |
| MD 4! |
| _______________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

He’s a 10 but he wouldn’t love you if you were a worm

[queen bitch™ 🍉 @enjoygunny]

Refreshing my feed over and over for the queen memes