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[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

1. I will not apologise to you just because I want peace to reign when you are the one who wronged me. I’d rather lose the relationship. If you cannot hold yourself accountable, you are not the person for me.

2. I do not tolerate disrespect. Not even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.

3. If you have a problem with cooking for your partner, I’m not the person for you.

4. You don’t ever have to worry about cooking because it’s one of the things I genuinely enjoy doing. However, this doesn’t negate what I said in number three.

5. Unless you are deep into fitness like me and are posting your gains, you cannot be posting your bum on social media. I’m not a “mature” boyfriend.

6. My obligation is to treat you right and love you softly, genuinely, and intentionally. But if you cannot reciprocate that energy, I’ll leave you.

7. You cannot have a male bestie under my regime.

8. Dates are important to me. I will initiate, plan, and pay for most of them, but you must also initiate, plan, and pay for some dates. I’m a baby boy too.

9. If I tell you that something you did hurt me, don’t tell me it’s not that deep. I will not let you gaslight or manipulate me into questioning my feelings. Don’t dismiss my feelings, ever.

10. Cheating is a deal-breaker. I will not forgive you for it.

11. Access to phones is important to me. This doesn’t mean I’m interested in going through your phone, but if you suddenly start guarding it around me, I’ll assume you’re hiding something.

12. I don’t want to hear about what your ex did for you. If you keep bringing him or your exes up unnecessarily, I will leave you.

13. I like sex, and I’m considerate. I also understand that I don’t own your body. However, if my sexual needs are consistently neglected, I’ll leave you.

14. Even when you are angry, talk to me softly. We can disagree without being cruel to each other. Don’t raise your voice at me, talk to me like a decent adult.

15. If you need a break from the relationship, please don’t come back.

16. Don’t use a breakup as a threat, a weapon, or a joke whenever we have a minor misunderstanding. If you tell me you want to end the relationship, I will respect your decision, and there will be no coming back from it.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[Cal-in @enjoymenttt]

@KosRobaa @KTNNewsKE Umeona si fake sasa?

[Martins luther not the king @MartinsAdedayo2]

Me to raw sex if I escape this pregnancy scare😭😭😭

[Obaa Afya Hipsy🧚🏼‍♀️🧡 @iamobaaafya]

Imagine leaving someone who gets you this well, only to end up with an uptight partner 😭😭

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Sometimes we underappreciate Kenya. Nigeria is a whole different ballgame. Haha!

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

Admin seeing all the "Tap and Hold" posts

[Kakuzi @RealKakuzi]

Payday without a girlfriend.

[Hannah Heinz @Gean00X]

Teaching my nervous system this is not an emergency

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

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[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I genuinely don’t think there’s a better celebration in club or international football right now.

[Prasenjit @prasenx]

these two software carried a whole generation of internet

[kat @yslnadi]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me when i realize i am doing everything i can to consider someone's feelings/pov but they're doing nothing to consider mine

[🦆 @chanandler_k]

Kenya has never received 2 red cards in a single match at the WC

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Tomorrow, West Ham will have to pick between getting relegated and letting Arsenal win the league