Ellen Loper☀

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

I wonder what @edsheeran next album will be called... Exponential? Factorial? Square root? #EdSheeran #album #math #whatsitgunnabe

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Ed Sheeran is the enemy http://t.co/Py9yLu6X9x

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

@edsheeran You need to come do a show in Michigan! Trust me, we have good beer and good times... Oh, did I mention beer?!

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

@jimmyfallon My family and I want to see you do a Dick Vitale impression!

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

I'm so good at touching eyeballs. #roommate #slaphappy #oops #sexual 👉👀

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

I'm not a quitter, I'm a Witter and it's going on twitter! #DawsonsCreek #pacey #mmm

[UberPhotos @UberPhotographs]

Someone shaved their cat to make him look like Simba.

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

My mom is upset with me staying up late watching Netflix. She should be happy I'm not out doing drugs. #OneTreeHill #addict

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

Tommy: "Do you know why our belly buttons are so squishy?"
Me: "Why is that Tommy?"
Tommy: "Because their filled with food!"

[Tori Thompson @ToriThompson24]

Got ranch on my hand-- call it a ranch-hand✋ #rappinglikelilwayne #applebees @enloper

[Ellen Loper☀ @enloper]

Fish are food, not friends. #notfindingnemo #nemo #bruce #pixar #finding #nemo @ToriThompson24