genie: u have 3 wishes
me: i wish u couldnt count (heh. he wont know what comes before 3. infinite wishes)
genie: fuuuck uhhh idk i think you got like 1 wish left??
me: fuuuuuck i fucked it up im so dumb fuckkkkkk i wish i was dead
genie: okay
me (corpse on the ground):