jerry seinfeld impersonator

hey I’m Jerry seinfeld

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

ok I’ll bite what’s israel

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

Goo Goo Dolls performing ‘iris’ in the pouring rain, 2004

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we put a tariff on labradoodles

[horse @horseimage]

baby horse smelling daffodils admiring fragrant flowers beautiful sunny spring day

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

when i find myself in times of trouble, thoughts of grad school come to me

[Focus Features @FocusFeatures]

Completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy. Celebrating 20 years of Pride & Prejudice with its return to theaters on April 20th.

*Ballgown not required

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Severance is a very good show about how having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

george bailey should’ve killed mr potter

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[The 33rd Team @The33rdTeamFB]

Going to be tough to top the Titans' 2023 schedule release 😭

🎥: @Titans

[jodie @jodieegrace]

girls the night before their birthday:

[t. @lighttmylove]

just thought about the iron claw.

[jerry seinfeld impersonator @enneagravy]

I love having a job. I love wondering things like “how often is appropriate for me to go to the bathroom?”

[Dodge City CC Conquistadors @GoConqs]

Justus Revill of ⚾️@GoConqsBB earned KJCCC West "Pitcher of the Week"...he threw 5 scoreless innings for the Win in the Conqs 17-0 win over Ranger #GoConqs @JustusRevill10

https://t.co/dJr4tDtZIx

[jerry seinfeld impersonator @enneagravy]

Walking down the aisle on my wedding day to the Glee cover of Queen’s Somebody to Love

[jerry seinfeld impersonator @enneagravy]

Give us a close up of your engagement ring or don’t bother posting about it

[jerry seinfeld impersonator @enneagravy]

Committing economic and emotional warfare against myself by going to Central Market on a Sunday afternoon