Cory 🇹🇹

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{they // he // that nigga}

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Like to be on the mailing list re: rescue mission for the sex lives of DJ Khaled's and Ben Shapiro's wives

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

(Ironically I almost always "feel like breakfast" -- not literally but it's my favorite meal of the day. Ask me if I'm hungry, on the other hand, and I don't know.)

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Reading this book about a Martian man who comes to Earth and I already find the character deeply relatable, specifically the way he's receiving communication.

#RobertHeinlein

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Not me going on Grindr in the gym only to see several other gym bros on here

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I wish there was more time for 2-hour naps

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I find traditional weddings so weird and heteronormative

[Center for a Stateless Society @c4ssdotorg]

"You can do far more net good handing out a 20 to a homeless person, caring for those in your life, organizing meaningful alternative infrastructure that directly helps others, or just doing the daily work of sustaining your own mental health." - @rechelon
https://t.co/oM4GyEQGT7

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Somebody please take "partnered" out of the human vocabulary.

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Seeing skinfolk publicly endorse copmala is so disappointing

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

It's amazing how running in near 80 degree weather will make you think a morning forecast of 74 degrees is a luxury

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I just saw a white man kiss his dog goodbye...on the mouth

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

actually true

[Abstract Fairy @AbstractFairy]

the secret to consistently going to the gym is being horny

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

@hamzaott Whole Foods

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I don't know how much longer I can stand straight humor on the Internet

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

My office chair is on its way!

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Adulthood is being excited for a custom-made office chair

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

A successful day is when all my errands and chores are done by 6pm and I can lay my head to rest with no worry of consequence

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I miss the days of 106 & Park

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Remember when hotels used to have ironing boards?! What a time to be alive

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

Not me on the phone to pay a bill frantically searching for my wallet after carefully placing my wallet on table in preparation the pay the bill

[Cory 🇹🇹 @ennedroC]

I can't fully begin to articulate the amount of cis nonsense I was just subjected to but "transgenders" was definitely part of the conversation