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a spider is safe in her web

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even in austin, texas is unsafe for trans people, and it looks like it's going to get worse before it gets better. @chaotic_salad and i are fundraising for our move to oregon, a sanctuary state—please take a look at our gofundme, and share it/this tweet 💜 https://t.co/yzYbzGIfLo

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@threadreaderapp unroll

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hi friends! in 2019, after more than a decade of being enthralled with #biohacking type stuff, i got a ~1700 gauss magnet implanted in my left ring finger. today, i received a 3T fMRI to find out where, exactly, in my brain the depression lives. it was exquisitely painful 🧵

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i don't regret my implant. i'm glad it's still in me. if given the chance, though, i would have had it removed before i went in the Loud Tube. i've broken bones and sat for 7 hour tattoos and had sutures without anesthetic and more besides. this one? this one sucked shit

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AND I DID IT TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT+ IM SO BAD AT TWITTER

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if you saw me reposting this eight times trying to get the video to work no you didn't

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turns out t2 was extremely formative for me!!

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test

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i read "fuckers" as "trucks" and was just like yeah. that tracks. i'm monster trucks.

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@CaseyJPod holy shit put this on https://t.co/WHjwA44nYp immediately

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@Tail_boi @BoneJail well, even a stopped clock is an alibi twice a day

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

THE HOA GUY IS THE TOMATO GUY

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@Tail_boi @BoneJail i don't know why you'd bother with that when you can just sit on a porch holding a big clock

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top ten for sure

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i think lying down might be my favorite part of being alive

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@rattie_kim hell yeah!!

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@fieldsofsoda mamouns falafel on macdougal st. saved my life

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@F43R13D it's not even like she made a coffee bong, which would be terrible but also grimly admirable

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@JButlerAgain @rizpossnett hey remember when judith butler said "we should be prepared and even joyous for what trans men do to the category of 'men'?"

does that strike you as a particularly transphobic statement?

do you recognize how pathetic your use of her name appears to any thinking person?

[voidstar dot bksy @Emmy_Trashfire]

you need to understand that business guys see “E = mc ²” as a banger inspirational quote.

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dick suckin pants