Enochifygod

[Chubbs @33Chubbs]

If you touch like $50k+ for this country now,the best use na to use am comot from here. Go all them UK,Canada,US
Leave GLE one side.

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

To make Ronaldo lock in during him UCL days no even hard. Imagine say Madrid get match by 8pm, by afternoon make interviewers don use mumu questions take ragebait am. Na once e go enter that pitch, e go just score hat-trick take shut everybody up.

[Viral Gospel @viralgospelhq]

This was so funny 😂

They say “Men Dey” 😂

[olamide @residentbabyboy]

This why you gotta make money legally so you don’t have to settle for a $1m house in Osapa because you can’t take your millions to spend abroad

[Jackie @JWEZEE]

Houses under 600k in the U.S u can’t compare with these Nigerian luxury in osapa.

[abefe˚ @societyhatebolu]

all this government green lantern dey trek gan o.

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

Have you found your dad?

[Enochifygod @enochifygod]

Real

[🥷👎🏾 @jmikhe]

If I join una for this tribal hoolabaloo make I die, from state 1 to state 36 including the fct all of una de fucking stupid

[Enochifygod @enochifygod]

Gee-Ho-Vahhhh

[Viral Willy🥶 @viral_backup]

Enzo get mind go do Faaji game for TikTok o 😂

Watch as this guy savage all of them😭

[𝕊𝕟𝕣. ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕗 🏌️‍♂️ @595_Stonebridge]

@Nursebassey_ Na we discipline but na our pay and working conditions yeye pass.

[ajay @1meajay]

“i know you’re a sweet boy, i just can’t prove it.”

come experience true stinginess. you wise pass all the girls wey nor gree date me abi?

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

͏

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You may not like how the universe works, but it is what it is.

[dolapo @gammalin20]

na nonsense you talk egbon

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

There are sacrifices that people who love you won’t let you make.

[Enochifygod @enochifygod]

$20m before 30

[D•N @flipkyng]

$1m before 30

[Di⭕s ᝰ.ᐟ @Dioslev]

Omor yamski, if na 6k account your money reach, BUY AM O, you no go spend pass 40$.

You calm down pass phase 1 and 2

If you do only 5% na $300 be dat O, that's about ₦400,000 in naira

If na 10% your power carry na $600 be that O, in Naira that's ₦800,000

Don't listen to these Satan decendants here.

[Enochifygod @enochifygod]

😹E go hit tp o

[D•N @flipkyng]

What do we call this 😅?
Sha I don give Una setup https://t.co/mfP8raKzit

[𝕊2𝕁𝔸𝕐𝕐🦅 @JayyOclock]

the only organised thing about Nigeria might actually be +234😭

[Jbkeys @Jbkeyss]

TAKE NOTE OF THR FOLLOWING JUST IN CASE!!!!!!

When you want you to write a statement at the POLICE station or EFCC or law enforcement office;

1. Don't leave blank spaces, cross a line over any blank space left once you are done.

2. Remember to put full stop once you are done writing and sign at the front of that full stop.

3. If you are forced to write a statement against yourself.
DON'T WORRY, at the signature part.
Just add UD as part of your signature (meaning under Duress)

4. It is not a WAEC answer sheet where you must fill up all the page, write what you know only and cross line on the space remaining.

5. Don't agree to write a statement when your lawyer or someone you trust is not there.
If they force you to write, remember (number 3 point.)

6. Avoid answering unnecessary questions when your lawyer is not there.
You have the right to remain silent, cos anything you say can be used against you in court

7. If POLICE send you invitation during weekend, try tell dem say you go show face on Monday as you are out of town for now, cos they will probably detain you till Monday before they can transfer you to court if the matter is the one the type they need to transfer to court

8. Don't forget to share this p0st

9. Sign on every page of the paper, not just the final page

10. If there is a mistake when writing, cross it out cleanly, write the correction, and place your initials directly beside the alteration.

Happy taco Tuesday 🎉