Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio…

Book cover, magazine and picture looker atter, wax warmer snifferer , daydreamer and all around beautiful idiot! 🤙🏽 ॐ Namaste

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

From the past, she appeared in my dreams last night.
It was so real, the heat of her body, that grip of her hands in mine.
That look in her eyes that still penetrates my soul.... looking forward to dreaming tonight, maybe, we’ll meet again...😴

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

I Absofuckinglutely Love Sophie❣️✌🏽🫵

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

@SUBRATA30016572 LOVE HER❣️

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

I’m doing it right now…while streaming Spotify… absolute zen 🧘🏻‍♂️

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

I’ve rarely if ever received a “good report card.” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

@R80rsMike Absolutely 💯! ✨🥃✨🥃✨

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

Not all heroes wear capes! 🥃✨🥃

[TeeTee @InfragilisTee]

God forbid we have fun sometimes

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

✨ Using just my first name (CHRISTOPHER) I’m one helluva catch✨🥳

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

C- silly ( most definitely)
A Easy to fall in love with (my easy going nature)
R Fucking nuts (accurate)
T Loyal ( To a fault sometimes)
E Great in bed ( I'm not gonna deny)
R Fucking nuts (again very accurate)

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

She slapped the taste out of his mouth…😳😳😳

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

🤣 Happy Friday 🥳

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

🤣😜😆

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Happy Sunday😎☀️

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

🤪😆🤣😜

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

I pretty much listen to new music constantly, but every now and then, I hear music 🎶 from back in the day, and this is one of those ❣️🎼🎵🎶

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

@KitchenSprout I thought 💭 it was yesterday?! 😂🤣🥳🤗

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

It’s so damn literal!!! 😂🤣

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

The part of the brain that determines what sandwich you eat?

The subconscious…

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

😂😅😁 What can I say, I’m a simple guy!

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

What’s it called when a bull swallows a bomb?

Abominable.

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

The circle of life…🥰🙏🏽

[Paula Breytenbach🇿🇦🇺🇸 @PolyannaBrey]

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year.
So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

😆🤣🤪 🦆 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆���🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆 watch your step 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter says, ���We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on a duck.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who without missing a beat, brings with him another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on: Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”

The guy says, “I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

I can personally attest to this. ✌🏽😉

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

Our parents may have walked to school in the snow, uphill both ways, barefoot, but...

As a Gen Xer, I've walked like an Egyptian, moonwalked, walked this way, walked on the wild side, walked on sunshine, walked the line, and walked 500 miles.

I've walked a lot. I'm tired.

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

@HenpeckedHal @sock_holliday 🤣🤣🤣😂🤪

[Just a Cape Cod guy, in Ohio… @EnosChristopher]

😆 it’s so damn literal! 😁😉

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I once shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye…