E Paul

Not here anymore. Find me over there instead:

[E Paul @enpaul_]

Carefully entering a collected and mindful headspace with lots of room for comparison and patience before opening my health insurance documents and immediately flying into a frothing blind rage and bursting into flames

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

If you fix 4 things, you make the US one of if not the best place to live:
- create universal healthcare
- building more dense housing
- build out public transit
- make it stricter to buy a gun

[E Paul @enpaul_]

@MBTA the brand new red line car has a broken door. Car 1909 door A1

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Chicago never has this problem because we have nuclear power plants btw

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Jesus the Bed Bath and Beyond auction is an even bigger bloodbath than predicted.

Even competent analysts assumed that their BuyBuyBaby subsidiary would get spun off and sold as a going concern with a price somewhere in the tens of millions, maybe even hundreds.

[E Paul @enpaul_]

Spending an hour tonight dumping ~$5k worth of expired medication down the drain because I'm forced to stockpile it just in case I lose my job and can't get more and don't want to die. Because this is the Best Medical System In The World™️

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

I know you did a PhD and wrote a book on this complex topic but if you don't debate my horse on stage at the county fair, why should I believe you? my horse can clomp his hoof once for yes and twice for no

[E Paul @enpaul_]

"when, suddenly, the [chyron writer] suffered a fatal heart attack"

[CNBC Now @CNBCnow]

BREAKING: Fed holds off on rate hike, but says two more are coming later this year https://t.co/DAmpuV7SR8

[E Paul @enpaul_]

This is the funniest possible way to abbreviate this holy shit

[CNBC Now @CNBCnow]

BREAKING: Fed holds off on rate hike, but says two more are coming later this year https://t.co/DAmpuV7SR8

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Every time I do my household bookkeeping, I think about the total wasted global productivity spent entering .99 at the end of prices, all in service to the transparent ruse that $2.99 isn't $3. How much do all those wasted keystrokes cost our civilization?

[MBTA @MBTA]

🌈Headed to Boston Pride For The People's parade?
🚇Take the T.

@BP4TP's parade starts at 11:00 AM in Copley Square, travels into the South End, returns to Boylston, and ends on Charles St past the Boston Common. Find your best route to the parade at https://t.co/ljbXZkjs6L

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Here’s All The Titles Leaving Plex This Month Because My Hard Drive Is Full

https://t.co/SdNht5OQxY

[GBH @GBH]

experienced the wrong zoom

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

It is now an elitist status symbol *not* to have a blue check. Incredible, innovative marketing here.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Opinion: If Everyone Has a Death Note, Everyone Is Safe

https://t.co/4GBth7Zmq4

[nta~ @ntauthority]

MS-DOS: the Microsoft Donut Operating System

[E Paul @enpaul_]

This is to go from East Cambridge/Inman Sq to literally one of the busiest POIs in the city for both tourists and residents (Fenway Park). This should be one of the easiest trips imaginable.

[E Paul @enpaul_]

This is an insane disparity @MBTA . Between disruptions (RL operating at 10mph), unrelated construction (GL shuttle buses to bypass garage demo), and "off-peak" service patterns (45min gaps between buses), it takes me an hour to go 1.7 miles.