EP

maintain your chill

[EP @enpetras]

I miss my pre Internet brain

[EP @enpetras]

@hollandridge Looking for 2 tickets for tomorrow- please dm me!! $

[Nasdaq Exchange @NasdaqExchange]

✨ Let’s be real. We’re beyond thrilled to welcome to @therealreal to the Nasdaq family of innovative companies today! ✨

As the world’s largest online marketplace for authenticated, consigned luxury goods, they’re driving sustainable fashion. #RealIPO

[EP @enpetras]

@jesseismad1 Everybody loves a good reveal tho so keep fighting the good fight

[EP @enpetras]

People who do their nails on public transportation- NO MORE. Don’t pick them! Don’t clip them! Don’t bite them! Don’t LOOK AT THEM!

[EP @enpetras]

The reason I do not brunch is because I’m stockpiling my money for Botox

[EP @enpetras]

@uren_marc HOOK

[JDBwitTheJuice 💯➐ ✪ @all_in_yo_girl]

This is exactly how females are lmfaoooo

[EP @enpetras]

@marc_krivitzky @ginadivittorio The polar ice caps are melting, Marc- the state of Colorado may be next!!!!! In the meantime, you need to take a CHILL pill

[GL DiVittorio @gldivittorio]

Do rich people know climate change will end their ski trips? Have we emphasized that angle?

[Capricorns groove @TheBarzell]

Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods as kids 😓 this whole situation is sad

[Kajal @KajPatel]

Bradley Cooper is ready to risk it all for Gaga. Don’t @ me.

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Trump’s acts for his 4th of July extravaganza-

- Diamond and Silk rapping.
- Tomi Lahren yelling.
- The curly hair gun girl taking fun selfies in a red white and blue leotard.
- A breakdancing Swastika.
- Ted Nugent.
- Ben Shapiro singing “Baby Hitler”.
- Scott Baio.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

@InsideEdition Not only is this piece ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE for trying to shame strangers in public but the fact is that less than 4% of riders evade the fare, yet the cost of a ride went up by nearly 20% in the last 5 years - so maybe shove this self-righteous shame piece where it belongs.

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

Nobody:

Kids who studied abroad:

[blackness everdeen @traceyecorder]

I will never understand how it took Roger a year to write "Your Eyes"

#RentLive

[EP @enpetras]

@ashleyhufford The greatest rhymes of our generation!

[Shadae Mallory, M.A. @ActuallyShadae]

Actual footage of me preparing to belt out "What You Own" in my apartment. #RentLive

[Matthew. @im_that_matthew]

#RentLive ...every musical theatre person waiting to hear the note in Seasons of Love. 😂

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

"I feel a little off today."

- Me, working on my plan for not being at work tomorrow.