𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ sᴀғᴇᴛʏ ⚠ ʜᴀᴢᴀʀᴅ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖊𝖝𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖘
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ♡ + ↺

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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Peeks in.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

|| it's not that my activity blows its just that I exist on a separate plane of reality most of the time

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Somethin' eating ya?

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𐐛օv𝖊𝘭𝑦 𓌳 ‍ ‍Ꮢ𝖊ɑ𝚙𝖊𝔯 @G0DESS0FDE4TH]

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Actually just fuck my life entirely. (*😮‍💨)
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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

@gloryhunted "Wuzzaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

"Wuzzahhhh!"

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Happy Sunday.
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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Hey man, don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴀʟʟᴇɴ ɢᴏᴅꜱ .ᐟ 。 @vatrimmortalis]

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. . . .

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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Meep.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Uh, only the numero uno best road snack ever??

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴀʟʟᴇɴ ɢᴏᴅꜱ .ᐟ 。 @vatrimmortalis]

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What in twelve hells is a slim jim?

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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Really feel like snapping into a slim jim right about now.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Cherry pickin'.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

1. Arthur came up with his own name.

Arthur plucked his name straight out of a discarded newspaper clipping that he found in a dumpster.
He realized that, in order to properly integrate himself into human society, he needed a name — so he chose one himself: Arthur Hailey.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Let's do one of these. 🦖

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Being poked with a stick is supposed to be fun??
Swatting it away, like an angry cat.

"Dude! Cut it out."

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ ɪᴛᴏ 。 @gloryhunted]

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world is full of fun little
surprises!

he's poking again.

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[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Gor— eheh . . ( ♨️ )*

Well, ya sound real confident about it. I can get behind that.

[Jesse 🦇🕸️ @cultofbats]

I woulda been judging either way, gorgeous. You can agree or not, but it’s happening. 😚

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Fine, fine. Judge away. But ONLY because we are in mutual agreement that rules are dumb.

[Jesse 🦇🕸️ @cultofbats]

See? So it’s fine that I’m judging. Fuck the rules.

[bink @knotbink]

how do I like her tweet in a way that tells her I want her

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

Same. We should break 'em all.

[Jesse 🦇🕸️ @cultofbats]

Thank god. I hate those things.

[𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐲. @enrcge]

That's like, totally against the rules.

[Jesse 🦇🕸️ @cultofbats]

Too late. I’m judging.