Enricco Benetti

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Field testing has shown that coworkers are most likely to enter my office 8-11 seconds after I fart. http://t.co/K3UdgXMaM7

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http://t.co/G5D68FDd8M The only thing I know about football is that Edgar Allen Poe is the coach of the Ravens.

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http://t.co/MwatVYPClh That thin line between "I should tweet that" or "I should talk to my therapist about that"...

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http://t.co/ufUTovRmnh If there's one thing I like better than paying bills, it's anything else.

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http://t.co/IWGpy3krJN If this post on WebMD is correct, I died like ten years ago.

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http://t.co/bWUYsIk97Q I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school.

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http://t.co/1UL0lPJ1eF The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/TiXZxIBK54 No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world? http://t.co/kIOZepFl

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http://t.co/8s48O5bX My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids.

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Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking. http://t.co/cXVx6oTL

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@enricco Oi Enricco, para que possamos verificar, por favor, informe o código da reserva. Obrigado

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@enricco: @TAMAirlines gostaria de confirmar se está tudo ok com meu voo JJ3602 - São dois adultos e um bebe. Reserva ZOSBEJ

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@TAMAirlines ZOSBEJ

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@TAMAirlines gostaria de confirmar se está tudo ok com meu voo JJ3602 - São dois adultos e um bebe. Tks

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http://t.co/iDytHrKH 1. Put on red T-shirt. 2. Remember that I need to go to Target today. 3. Take off red T-shirt.

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A photo from LG Magic

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Did You Give The World Some Love Today? Get the whitepaper on Brand Ethics for a tweet #brandethics http://t.co/5DEQnngo

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New report about music\'s impact on businesses in public places - yours for a tweet or share! http://t.co/LS79Jsks

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I'm at B!Ferraz (R. Gumercindo Saraiva 64‎, São Paulo) http://4sq.com/pSXi0a