EnriqueXorozco

Andamos alegres 🚀

[EnriqueXorozco @enriquesizzler]

BLESSED THANKS TO THE MAN ABOVE 🙏

[NFL @NFL]

49ers, LB Dre Greenlaw agree to one-year, $7.5M deal. (via @RapSheet)

[EnriqueXorozco @enriquesizzler]

@AMAZlNGNATURE My dog wouldn’t even care

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Nelk Boys @nelkboys]

Did anyone get word on what they did?

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

“I don’t really f*cking care”

Canelo reacts to the massive height advantage for William Scull 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Watching the chick I’ve never talked to post a man on her story

[EnriqueXorozco @enriquesizzler]

@jakepaul @anthonyjoshua Who tf is that????

[Terence Crawford @terencecrawford]

Good luck @Canelo in your next fight. I’m looking forward to becoming a 3x Undisputed Champion.😉

[ash 🌟 @urth2ash]

I would choose being Mexican in every lifetime. our culture goes too crazy

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

A recap of this game so far

[Scottie Pippen @ScottiePippen]

You relax on a bus not knowing the driver. You relax on a plane not knowing the pilot. Why not relax in life knowing God is in control...

[Gaspy @gxspy__]

Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve...

[Nacho Varga @Khanya_mss]

Damn, didn’t even notice

[FoN9ne @FoN9ne]

10 sets of being a Niners fan

[John Summit @johnsummit]

unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend