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ThinGs and StufW

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If you’re a girl and you’ve been nice to me once, ive definitely thought about us getting married

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@countrybigmac

[The Crease Dive Podcast @thecreasedive]

We need to get to the bottom of this. Which private/prep school has the best SoundCloud playlist?

[Reuters @Reuters]

New pygmy hippo sensation 'Jellybean' arrives at an Arizona zoo

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Time to fire up an UberEats order, tell the boys to get the chains on there bikes.

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If you can’t be good, dont be bad baby

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Life goal is to be the old foreign drunk guy in the pub.

Crazy white hair, random stories which have no end, only order odd pints, be up to date on obscure sports, eat gruel.

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@dangl33sack @BleacherReport @NFL @yungwarclaw #thankyou8

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Pub, guiness, two door cinema, we could be back

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In the liqour store and this old drunk lady is yapping to me in line about how she has “resting mafia face” not a “resting bitch face”…. Ma’am i could not care less Army Navy game starts in 15 mins I just need a 4 pack of Guinness

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Cameron Winters looks like a Penn Station guy

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@yungwarclaw @BacardiCapital

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Guy on the train, Christmas tie on, holding an Old Fashioned in a glass cup, cherries and all.

Do not ask him to do anything until mid-January 2026

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Walking around the house on Thanksgiving in an apron like I served in the Military

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Guy at airport next to me: “Hey, can i do a double jack & coke”

Waitress: “another!?”

Man: “yes, no food for me today”

I might have to call airport security

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Woke up shivering on my flight,
Cold sweats, shakes, nightmares,

Thought i was super sick
Realized that just my body’s natural response to landing in Orlando

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Bought beer from the Grocery Store.

At Check-out the Clerk spoke very little English.

As i leave she calls out “Have a nice day!”

I say “thank you!”

She follows up with “Have a nice day with your beer!”

Caught me so off gaurd, but yes Ma’am thank you I will

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@carlspackler555

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@hitthebooks_

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Crazy as an adult I can just make pancakes whenever I want.

Just crushed a stack of blueberry pancakes

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Got home from work at midnight.
Sat in my kitchen and ate a cold bowl of corn with a wooden spoon.

Your move World.

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@LogiousFaulkner @zackdfilms1