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Former SWO; then small-time attorney. Never learned to code. Moved from San Diego to Seattle during Winter. 10 secs from another bad decision.

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My plan didn't make God laugh, it made him sneeze his drink out his nose.

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@holz_xi @BrunusCutis He brings it on himself. I think he enjoys it. I'm not here to judge. Except when he posts substandard racks.

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@hoggonomore @sofishdekat The markup on the liquor is ridiculous, but the slow death of the sword through your guts is the separate charge for ICE! I mean, it's Midland, where "room temperature" is 90°, but c'mon!

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@hoggonomore I don't know much about baseball, but that seems pretty good. What am I missing?

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@23rads @exjon Dude, you rock!

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@sofishdekat @JonnyMicro I drive past there at least once per week, & traffic really snarls up when they block off the streets during the injection. But it's fun to watch when local kids who won the raffle get to push the plunger!

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@BradWCAttorney Freddy hasn't spent a night in the county cooler after strawberry margarita night with the paralegals at the bar on the other side of the tattoo parlor from your office.

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@holz_xi You're already on the ground, why would you try to exit the safety of the cockpit? smdh

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@holz_xi So you had no plans for the weekend & decided to invite over an angry mob? 🤔

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@exjon If Joseph Smith was Orthodox instead of LDS?

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@exjon @23rads Maybe the brief in his pocket could be a folded-over, wrinkled, dogeared, coffee-stained paperback of Sink the Rising Sun?

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@exjon Although, one could run a function "from [my bank balance] to [Elon's bank balance]" & achieve basically the same results as "from 0 to infinity", so there's that... 😀

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@mastaprincess @sofishdekat OMG! What if body-double Avril gets hair-sniffed by body-double Biden? What if "Melissa" is the secret little sister of Ryan Reynolds? Is the Moose Head Mafia a real thing?

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@mastaprincess @sofishdekat Wait, I don't know anything about this! I gotta grok your reply!

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@DaddyWarpig Imagine that high frequency tone from a hearing test, but loud & constant. More noticeable when ambient noise is lower. Also, 2 different frequencies in my right ear (they form a nice chord together), only the lower freq of the 2 in my left.

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@Gormogons Just imagine the preamble if he also had gone to Harvard & recently started cross-fit, stopped smoking, & became vegan...

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@3YearLetterman Toss in a couple styrofoam cooler lids to simulate the ice chunks! & Gary passed out on a lawn chair can be the sleeping Hessians, but just draw something on his face!

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@historybythpint @WriteGrlProbs Psst! Hey man! I think she's flirting with you! Go for it!

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@1982VintageNut @alexthechick Unless the sky turns green. That means go back inside. But maybe leave the windows open a crack "to equalize the pressure" (though that advice has flip-flopped more times than I have fingers & toes to count).

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5 new followers today. I know they're bots, & I'm going to block them, but they're getting better at mimicing real accounts (mixing in some AI posts among the stream of RTs). I still wonder what their creators hope to accomplish by following lil ol me?

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@monsterhunter45 @IceTheAxeMan Don't forget urban fantasy alt-history noir (Grimnoir Chronicles) & whatever you'd call what Dead Six evolved into!