Liz Only Lemon 🍋

Scientist. Lover of felines. I did it because #feminism. she/her

[Liz Only Lemon 🍋 @enterthelizzard]

Wondering how Cogs can get a fractured neck on a clearly dirty hit and @NHLPlayerSafety doesn't penalize Eberle, but Makar got suspended for a game for giving McCann a *checks notes* "boo-boo"

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@DavidAlanMack @POTUS @JoeBiden The "republic" part of our government precludes him from doing anything about a state government issue

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@TammieMcDonal17 @KelseaBallerini @manilaluzon @kennedyddoftx @janjanjan @TheOliviaLux @CMT @GettyImages Hit yourself in the face with a dictionary honey. "Grown men dancing inordinately in front of children"? What does that even mean?

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I'm excited to announce that I am retiring from dealing with Aquarian women. It's been a good run, but 30 years is quite enough. I look forward to spending more time with my spreadsheets and organizational systems.

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When the beer you are drinking from the back of your fridge expired on Halloween of 22 but we (I) don't waste alcohol in this house

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When you gen z friend tells you she's going to 2 shows this week and neither artist sounds remotely like a word in the English language.

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I think every day about the Democrat who lost the general to Santos, and how absolutely terrible his oppo team must have been

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You're telling me this man blew up his family so he could retire after a sub .500 season instead of a superbowl? I'll believe it when next season starts.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Tom Brady is retiring from the NFL, he announced on social media.

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@TomiLahren @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored You're discussing this with a...checks notes...British person?

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@jk_rowling "A plotician who attends a gathering is responsible for every sign present and therefore tacitly approves of every single sign." What a take.

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@nytimes Lmao now who was president at the end of the Cold War? 🤔

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On what would have been the 50th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we’re reminded that progress can move backward. And that means we’ve got to recommit to doing our part to protect and expand reproductive rights for families today — and for generations to come.

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@TomiLahren @LawrenceBJones3 @FoxNews Wow. What an argument. "This app is annoying, so ban it." So much for freedom, Toni.

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@ericbergmans @AlissaWalsh21 Christianity is the only religion that recognizes personhood "at contraception." And if you want to do a literal reading, abortion was happening in biblical times and the Bible not once directly addresses it one way or the other.

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@ericbergmans @AlissaWalsh21 This is a 1A violation. We live in a country founded on freedom, you do not get to tell people what to do with their bodies based on your belief system.

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@benshapiro I love that friendship is on this list. Weren't you the no feelings guy?

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes Lmao "least wrong"? I have covid and anti-vaxxers that I've never heard of in my feed every day but go off

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@TomiLahren Today is Wednesday, January 18, 2023 and I thank my lucky stars that I've gotten 3 boosters of the covid vaccine. And that because of that, the one time I got covid, it was no worse than a mild cold.

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@KarenKilgariff I commonly request apologies from my bestie when she's mean to me in my dreams and she obliges